{"id":1095,"date":"2004-12-11T14:24:13","date_gmt":"2004-12-11T19:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2009-04-08T14:27:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T19:27:28","slug":"and-then-the-shit-hit-the-tan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/2004\/12\/11\/and-then-the-shit-hit-the-tan\/","title":{"rendered":"And then the shit hit the tan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nWith apologies to Paul Merton.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pictures\/wissewords\/kilroy-shit.jpg\"  width=\"513\" height=\"1073\" alt=\"newspaper picture of Kilroy Silk smeared with shit\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Paul Merton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,292],"tags":[621,620],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-uk-politics","tag-bucket-of-sewage","tag-robert-kilroy-silk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1096,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}