{"id":556,"date":"2009-01-12T07:17:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T12:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/?p=556"},"modified":"2010-05-10T14:30:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T19:30:15","slug":"biggest-douche-in-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/2009\/01\/12\/biggest-douche-in-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"Biggest douche in the universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pictures\/wissewords\/heckuvajob-brownie.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" alt=\"heckuva job Brownie\" class=\"alignleft\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nNo, not socalled psychic <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Edward\">John Edward<\/a>, but <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_D._Brown\">heckuva job Brownie<\/a>, the guy who helped fuck up disaster recovery in New Orleans after Katrina so much. You&#8217;d think somebody so monumental incompetent would shut the fuck up forever afterwards, but the fool seems to have reinvented himself as a low-rent conservative media personality, de rigeur blog and all.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sadlyno.com\/archives\/16137.html\">Which is where the Sadly-Nosians found him<\/a>, talking smack about Dr. Mads Gilbert, a medical relief worker in Gaza. Apparantly Brownie can, with his great expertise in humanitarian relief efforts, tell when a video of a Palestinian child dying in hospital is &#8220;so fake it&#8217;s funny, but only after the Kerning Kommandos at <cite>Little Green fascists<\/cite> alerted him to it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUn-fucking-believable. The guy who did his best to make Katrina as big a disaster as possible, somebody who in a just world would&#8217;ve become a ditchdigger in Patagonia out of pure shame, is fisking a medicial relief worker in Gaza. It&#8217;s beyond satire, but it is fitting; it&#8217;s not like Brownie cared much about the suffering of brown people much back in 2005. Somebody who was so criminally neglectant doing his job protecting Americans isn&#8217;t going to lose much sleep on the question of why Palestinians would put together such an elaborate fake when there are so many real victims of Israeli bombs<br \/>\nlying around&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe real question is why this asshole can still get speaking arrangements? Who is paying for the priviledge of hearing him speak, unless it&#8217;s to applaud his job performance with an impromptu tribute of tomatoes or dogshit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not socalled psychic John Edward, but heckuva job Brownie, the guy who helped fuck up disaster recovery in New Orleans after Katrina so much. You&#8217;d think somebody so monumental incompetent would shut the fuck up forever afterwards, but the fool seems to have reinvented himself as a low-rent conservative media personality, de rigeur blog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[585,254],"tags":[345,277,2473],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-numpties","category-war-on-gaza","tag-michael-brown","tag-wanker","tag-war-on-gaza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}