{"id":9016,"date":"2020-03-28T05:39:30","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T10:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/?p=9016"},"modified":"2020-03-28T05:41:05","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T10:41:05","slug":"9016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/2020\/03\/28\/9016\/","title":{"rendered":"Any hedgehog can be buggered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThe Rotterdams Philharmonisch Orkest doing Beethoven&#8217;s Ode to Joy while its members are stuck at home is lovely:\n<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/3eXT60rbBVk\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>\nBut thanks to a certain traumatic performance at a long ago Clarecraft Discworld Event <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lspace.org\/fandom\/songs\/ode-to-hedgehog.html\">I keep hearing this<\/a>:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<cite>Any hedgehog can be buggered<br \/>\nIt just takes a little will<br \/>\nJust locate the proper entrance<br \/>\nAnd apply a little skill.<\/cite>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<cite>Then shave off those blasted prickles&#8230;<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re quite painful on your crotch.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t do this in public places<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t want crowds to watch!<\/cite><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Rotterdams Philharmonisch Orkest doing Beethoven&#8217;s Ode to Joy while its members are stuck at home is lovely: But thanks to a certain traumatic performance at a long ago Clarecraft Discworld Event I keep hearing this: Any hedgehog can be buggered It just takes a little will Just locate the proper entrance And apply a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1818],"tags":[2693],"class_list":["post-9016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom-2","tag-alt-fan-pratchett"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9019,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9016\/revisions\/9019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}