One of the local free newspapers carried a thinly disguised press release from a digital tv channel that shall remain nameless about a survey done on how much people are getting it on in perverted, libertine Holland. The answer turned out to be not so much: a quarter of the interviewees turned out to have sex never or hardly ever, with another quarter only having sex a few times each month. This despite eighteen percent admitting to having had affairs and another twentyseven wanting to have affairs — somebody has way more fun than they should.