Unexpected ikemen in the bagging area

Bear with me. One of the more irritating ‘controversies in anime/manga/light novel/etc fandom is the localisation versus literal debate about translations and subtitles. There’s a small but loud group of mostly rightwing fans who prefer their translation to be as literal and as much like the original Japanese as possible and who see all other translations as suspect. This usual goes hand in hand with conspiracy theories about Funimation polluting their precious bodily fluids with SJW language in their translations. The idea that there’s an art to translation, that you can’t just go word by word like some robot and expect anything good or even understandable to come out of it just doesn’t land with these people.

This hasn’t stopped professional translator Sarah Moon, here comparing the excellent, slang laden puntastic official subtitles of My Dress-UP Darling/Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi o Suru with an as literal as possible translation of the spoken Japanese. It’s brilliant and hilarious and it shows just how stilted and awkward this insistence on literalness makes things. You end up with sentences that still make some sort of sense but are just never said in English, sentences that sound as if you had a stroke. It also shows just how good the unknown translator/subtitler of the series is, being able to put so much character in such a limited space. I wish Crunchyroll and other parties would actually credit their translators (and other staff) like Hi-Dive does.

Growing up with anime in eighties Holland

Sometimes I get a little envious of American anime fandom, old enough and with access to anime early enough that in 1999 it could already twenty years retrospectives:

1979.

Twenty years ago.(Can it really be so long?)

Jimmy Carter was President. The Shah of Iran was deposed, and Americans were introduced to a new political force: Islamic Fundamentalism. The Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, prompting us to boycott the 1980 Olympics. Margaret Thatcher was elected as Britain’s first female Prime Minister. The first computer spreadsheet software, VisiCalc, began the process of convincing America that personal computers were more than mere toys.

But none of that mattered to me. I was 12. What mattered to me was Star Blazers.

Granted, this article by Walter Amos was only published this year — this month even– by D. Merrill on his blog, but the point stands. It’s only a slight exagerration to say that anime fandom in the Netherlands barely existed even in 1999, let alone that you had whole generations of fans being able to look back on their own fannish journeys with this sort of nostalgia. There never was that kind of break out show in the Netherlands that Star Blazers, or slightly later, Robotech was in the US for that first generation of anime fans. That kind of show, adult, different and as importantly, widely available, the kind of show that could spark a fandom was never available in the Netherlands. That thrill of recognising anime as something different, something interesting had to wait until we got Manga Video imports from the UK, in the late eighties/early nineties. And the reason why is simple: because by and large, the sort of series like Star Blazers just wasn’t broadcast in the Netherlands.



The closest we got was Strijd der Planeten, a Dutch dub of the already bastardised American version of Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets. That was broadcast in the early eighties and I can’t remember anything about it, but I can remember playing it in kindergarten in ’81 or so. But that was the exception. And unlike Star Blazers, it was very much made kid friendly. That even so we re-enacted it on the playground, something I can’t remember doing for any other cartoon, means something of the original series did shine through. But that was it. I cannot remember any series that came close to the impact Star Blazers on seventies American kids being broadcast in the Netherlands. Nothing I can remember being that obviously different until I found Robotech in that one glorious summer in ’87 (?) we had proper cable before my parents chose to not use it but stick to public cable and just the boring old Dutch channels…

Which isn’t to say I didn’t watch anime back then. It’s just that the kind of anime that was available in the Netherlands was of an entirely different sort than that found in the childhoods of middle age American oldtakus. To explain why this is and what was available, we need to look at what television was like in the eighties in Holland. There was no commercial television until 1989; no more than two channels until 1988, which broadcast mostly only from the late afternoon until midnight. The main broadcasters were mass member organisations dedicated to a specific population group, dating from pillarised pre-war Dutch society where if you were e.g. Catholic you went to a Catholic school, voted Catholic, worked for a Catholic boss and of course listened to the Catholic radio. Though it was all much less strictly organised post-war and especially post-hippies, radio and tv broadcasting was largely in the hands of organisations who saw as their first mission education rather than entertainment, especially for children’s television. Which meant that the choice of cartoons and hence anime available was very much focused on the wholesome, child friendly and not so much on series like Star Blazers.

The blonde, smiling twin tailed big eyed protagonist of Candy Candy

Nevertheless, I still watched a lot of anime in the eighties, even if it may have taken decades to recognise it as anime. What we got were World Masterpiece Theater-esque series like Remi or Heidi, or even more kids orientated fare like Vrouwtje Theelepel or Maja de Bij, in either case often based on safe classic children’s books. Interestingly, we also got the classic shoujo romance Candy Candy, which in hindsight was my first experience with shoujo manga tropes not to mention that whole big eyed style. Sometime later there was also the Wizard of Oz adaptation, a staple of early weekday mornings’ breakfast viewing once dedicated kids programming was broadcast then. None of these series were bad of course. In fact, a lot of them were very good indeed, stone cold classics even. It’s just they didn’t hold the same level of excitement as even that butchered version of Gatchaman delivered.

Short but sweet — Anime 2022 #008/009

Mirage bieng Mirage trying to lure seacats

Macross Delta was the latest Macross to have been published, airing in 2016 and the first one I got to watch live. There wasn’t a legal release of course, due to the whole Harmony Gold claiming the rights to Macross outside of Japan. Anyway, in Japan it did get a bluray/DVD release and as an extra a series of five minute specials was included: Macross Δ: Delta Shougekijou. Nine episodes in total, with each episode having several short sketches in them, riffing on what was happening in the actual epoisodes on the disc. Most of it is barely animated and none of it is understandable if you haven’t watched the series. Just a little bonus for the fans, something that you see more on Japanese anime blurays. They were pretty funny, especially the recurring Mirage’s diary segments. Mirage being the pilote love interest rival to the idol love interest of the protagonist, a somewhat dense, earnest girl who got made fun of because of that in these bits.

Ai, Mai and Mii

Choboraunyopomi Gekijou Ai Mai Mii is also a short, five minute anime, but one that actually aired. An adaptation of a gag manga about Ai, Mai and Mii, three aspiring manga artists in a high school manga club, this is one of those series where the animators just went as zany as possible each week, with no real coherence between episodes. A bit like Teekyuu, but with less punning. A series that you can watch in half an hour and retain no knowledge of beyond it sure being zany. Somehow this still got at least two sequels.

My anime winter 2022 watch

New year, new season and with the latest Precure having debuted it’s the perfect time to list what I’m watching week to week this season. This won’t be all the anime I’ll watch from this season, just the ones I want to watch week by week. There are a bunch of others I want to watch, but not want to watch right now if you see what I mean. A lot of series I tend to like more binge watching them, while series I watch weekly are either mindless entertainment or the ones I can’t bring up the patience to wait for. The list below is listed in that order, inspired by how blogsuki does its season reviews.

Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha no Oukoku Saikenki (2022)
Our protagonist in his school uniform on his throne looking at an empty room but for the knight standing in front of him
There are actual two series about ‘realistic’ royalty saving their respective kingdoms, both are far from good and this one is at the bottom of the list because the other one didn’t spent an entire episode in one sparsely furnished room negotiating a peace treaty. Int he first season last year an ordinary high school boy was summoned to a fantasy world to be the Hero against the inevitable Demon Lord, but was promptly made the king of the country that had summoned him when he turned out to be much smarter than its current king. He set about reforming it in supposedly realistic ways, but which did involve idols for some reason and had to deal with an invasion from a neighbouring country he handily beat. Now the empire — the most powerful of the human countries and shield against the demonic invasion — has turned up and demands he gives back the land he conquered. The negotiations about this form the plot of the first three episodes and are deadly dull. If you don’t enjoy people endlessly talking at each other about mindboggingly obvious problems, avoid.

Tensai Ouji no Akaji Kokka Saisei Jutsu
The kingdom is so poor it cannot afford enough fabric to cover the breast of the assistant of the prince
The realistic prince in this series is not a Japanese import, but rather the genius crown prince ruling in place of his ill father. He doesn’t want to be the prince regent, but would as soon sell the country off to the highest bidder had it not been so poor. Worse, it’s caught between a bunch of larger, predatory nations to its west and the Empire to its east, which wants to conquer the entire continent, with geography conveniently making it so that only through his country the Empire can attack the west. So as our hero schemes to sell off his kingdom, he has to first solve its problems to make sure it can be sold at the right price, while being careful to not make it too powerful so that he’s forced to keep ruling it. Of course his own genius continues to hinder him in his goal, as he just keeps winning. He’s not just an asshole however, as he seems to be doing it to protect his assistant, who suffers from prejudice against her race of gorgeous albinos.

Shikkaku Mon no Saikyou Kenja
Best girl only shows up from episode 5
No royalty in this one, just the most powerful wizard of his age deliberately reincarnating himself in search of the ultimate magic, only to land in a future where that magic is seen as weak and the general level of civilisation is way below his own era. Whoops. I read the manga version of this and it’s hilarious how much the anime just drops or condensces to give it some momentum, entire arcs with dealt in an episode. This would be mindless popcorn at best but with the quality of anime, character design etc on display it barely reaches that. But I have high hopes for the dragon girl as shown above; she’s the best thing in the manga, all id no ego, punching and eating her way through the story in the background as the plot happens to other people.

Leadale no Daichi nite
our heroine walking on water
Confined to a hospital bed, not even able to eat or drink, our heroine’s sole pleasure is a VR fantasy game. One convenient power cut later and she’s inside the now real world of the game, but 200 years in its future. Vatly overpowered but looking like a teenage girl, she goes on a series of adventures as much as to enjoy her new freedom as to find out what happened. It’s all very pleasant and laidback. It tries to be funny at times but believes that you achieve this by having characters shout in shock at what she does, so it usually falls flat. What is hilarious is that the three most powerful figures in the kingdom turn out to be her adopted children. The show is mostly carried on the protagonist’s charms and is done competently enough to enhance that charm.

Kenja no Deshi o Nanoru Kenja
Enjoy Danblf as a dignified old man while it last
Yes, yet another by the numbers fantasy series, one in many ways worse than the ones we’ve already seen, but it’s this high on my list for a simple reason: it’s more interesting. Once again the protagonist is a player in a virtual reality fantasy game, who one day becomes trapped in the world of the game, now real. But whereas his character in game was a dignified old wizard, now he’s stuck in the body of a young girl, having used a gender changing item out of curiosity just before he got trapped. Also, it’s thirty years in the future. Reviews and viewers responses to this were brutal thanks to the bad CGI and animation, but for me it’s no worse than any of the other series we discussed. The quality of the animation is not the draw here: what’s keeping me interested is the plot and the characters.

Girls’ Frontline
M-14 firing an M-14
Based on the mobile gatcha game in which you collect assault guns, but they’re android girls, that was hugely popular in 2017-18? Not officially available in Europe at the time, so instead I started playing Azure Lane, which is sort of similar but with big titted WWII warships rather than big titted gun girls. Anyway, it’s after WWIII happened, there are good gun girls and bad ones who want to take over the world and therefore are depicted a bit more sexier. The colour palette is all a bit too brown equals realism for my tastes and the animation is a bit stiff, but it is a decent fun timewaster so far. Hopefully it can do a little bit more of character development as well.

Slow Loop
Koharu appreicates Hiyori's sashimi
Hiyori likes to fly fish, just like she did with her father before he passed away. One day she meets a strange girl while doing so, who tells her that she’s moving to Hiyori’s town soon as her father is remarrying and had never seen the ocean. The girl, Koharu, gets interested in what Hiyori is doing and together they catch a fish and make sashami of it. Later that evening, wouldn’t you know it but it turns out Koharu’s father is remarrying Hiyori’s mother and they’re now sisters. At heart this is a typical Manga Time Kirara slice of moe series. What gives it a bit of a bite is the relationship between Hiyori and Koharu and the grief and sadness both have to deal with. This is the first series on the list I would actually recommend to people unqualified.

Ryman’s Club
Mikoto playing a badminton match
So apparantly there’s still a flourishing work sport culture in Japan, where companies field their own teams and even hire promising athletes for them, with badminton especially being dependent on this sort of sponsoring. Shiratori Mikoto is one such badminton player, a teenage prodigy until a bad experience traumatised him. Fired from the company he was playing for, he gets a new start at a much smaller soft drinks company, where he’s actually expected to pull his weight as a sales person as well. Worse, he’s expected to play doubles badminton and that’s just what triggers his trauma. So far this looks like your typical underdog one cour sports anime, made different by not being set in high school for a change. I like Mikoto and the small cast of his fellow players, all a bit central casting for the moment, but the interactions between them are fun. Animation is gorgeous too, especially in the actual badminton scenes. Even in screenshots you can see the sheer physicality of it.

Delicious Party Precure
Nagomi Yui enjoying eating an onigiri
February means a new Precure season and this time it’s themed around food and the happiness it brings. The bad guys interestingly are a troupe of phantom thieves, trying to capture the food fairies that make food taste good and store them in an evil recipe book. Our pink Precure lead is Nagomi Yui, one of those ultra athletic energetic types who helps out the football club but is far too interested in onigiri to join. The meet cute with her mascot character this time happens when she saves a baby from rolling down a hill in their carriage. There’s a non gender conforming helper character called Rosemary, a slightly obnoxious male childhood friend who judging from the opening may become a Tuxedo Mask type character and there will probably be three Precures, again judging from the opening. It all looks good but I’m always a bit wary of having boys in Precure series as it tend to be the worse ones (Happiness Charge).

Sasaki to Miyano
Sasaki lookign skeptical at an enthusiastic Miyano
Best romance this season is a gay one between a short fudanshi and his tall, red haired yankee senpai. Fundanshi are boys who like to read Boys Love manga, which, well, are about boys who fall in love with other boys. It’s always complicated in how gay these sort of series actually are, with the usual excuse given that the protagonist isn’t actually gay, he just loves this particular person so much. Miyano, the fudanshi, likewise doesn’t believe he is gay, he just likes the genre. Sasaki, his senpai, doesn’t know anything but that something in Miyano attracts him and he wants to do something. This is the sort of romance where the building up to both people realising and admitting their attraction to each other, let alone getting together, may take the entire series. But it works here. Despite there being no open prejudice so far in the series, it makes sense that a teenage boy would struggle with the realisation that they may be gay. For the most part it’s Sasaki that’s the most accepting of his new found attraction to Miyano, while the latter is more in denial. Animation wise this is one of the better looking series this season, even if there’s little opportunity for it to go full out like the next series could.

Princess Connect! Re:Dive Season 2


Forget all the other fantasy series on this list. If you want to watch one generic gatcha game based fantasy series this season, watch this. Because this is the one with the Cygames money behind it. Just look at this scene from episode 4. Princess Connect is a gatcha game in which you collect teams of princesses to do something, but the anime series is about the player character dropped into the world with amnesia, being in a guild with three girls, which specialises in finding new culinary discoveries. It’s all light hearted and fun and never takes itself too seriously, while still occasionally upping the threat levels when necessary. it’s such a relief each week to watch an anime in which every scene looks good and the animators can still top that already level of excellence when they want to. A very comfy sort of anime.

Akebi-chan no Sailor Fuku
Akebi-chan meets her first friend
This on the other hand is a series which makes some people feel very uncomfortable as it is so fetishistic. Akebi-chan wants to go to the same middle school her mother went to, to be able to wear a sailor uniform as that’s what her favourite idol wears. She grew up in the sticks and in primary school was always the only person in her class. Turns out the school now uses blazers, but she’s still allowed to wear her sailor outfit. What is a heartwarming story of Akebi learning about and getting along with her class mates is somewhat undermined by the almost voyeuristic way it’s all been animated. There’s a lot of detail in how Akebi moves, how her clothes respond to that movement, how her hair behaves, etc., and some of that seem decidingly sexual in nature. It doesn’t bother me to be honest, it just doesn’t feel sexualised to me, both in intent or execution even though it is fetishistic in its obsession with movement and clothing. Your mileage may vary.

Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi o Suru


Finally, the best series this season, in which earnest, serious lover of traditional Japanese dolls Gojou gets involved with bubbly, outgoing gyaru Marin, when the latter asks him to help her designing and creating her cosplay outfit after she finds him using the sowing machines at school. I already knew and loved the manga this is based on, both for its story and its artwork, so was looking forward to this adaptation. It hasn’t disappointed me. The animation and character designs are on point and each week it’s a treat watching it. This is one of those romances that never quite becomes a romance, even as Gojou and Marin grow closer, but it’s enjoyable just seeing them grown in their friendship and character. Gojou especially starts off as a stiff dork and with Marin being so open and outgoing he keeps getting into those stock anime situations in which she’s half naked for innocent reasons like needing to be measured for her outfit and he’s panicking. It’s so refreshing to see him get tired of his reactions and attempting to overcome them. Everybody on this series seem to give 110% on it and that dedication is noticable in its quality. Even slower episodes, like episode 3, in which they go shopping for cosplay material, look stunning.

Get in the Robot Kazuki: Soukyuu no Fafner — Anime 2022 #007

Stop me is this sounds familiar. Kazuki is a high school boy on Tatsumiyajima, a small Japanese possession somewhere in the Pacific. Life is peaceful but a bit boring on an island where everybody knows everybody. That is until — just as his childhood friend Soshi has returned from a trip to Tokyo — the island comes under attack from enigmatic aliens called Festum. Turns out the peaceful world Kazuki and his friends knew is a lie, most of the world has been overrun by the Festum and now Kazuki has to pilot the only thing that can defeat them: the Fafner mecha. Mysterious all powerful alien monsters that cannot be reasoned with, giant robots as the only way to defeat them and reluctant child soldiers drafted into a secret war as part of a worldspanning conspiracy their parents are involved in. Yes, Soukyuu no Fafner: Dead Agressor does own a lot to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Not just plot wise, thematically too, with its innocent teens being dragged into the conspiracy filled adult world where nothing is what it seems, accompanied by lashings and lashings of angst.

Soukyuu no Fafner was a hard series to like. First aired in 2004, it’s smack in the middle of anime’s ugliest period. Anime was transitioning from traditional, physical cell based animation towards computer based cell animation, which led to a general loss of quality across the industry in my view that only improved once the animators got to grip with the new technology. Fafner also features the then current trends in character design, which again I find some of the ugliest to have existed in anime. Combine that with the ‘brown equals realism” colour palette trendy at the time and you get a series that isn’t that visually appealing to look at. This may explain why it took me three tries to finish this series. I first started watching this in 2016 and got to episode 11 before abandoning it. Retried two years ago and got to episode 14. Finally on the third try I decided to restart where I left off and binged the last eleven episodes in a day.

Sometimes you have these sort of series. It takes a couple of times for it to click; ironically I had the same issue with Evangelion. In Soukyuu no Fafner‘s case once I persisted I rather liked it, the second half especially once the true scope of the story was revealed mand some of the Evangelion influences dissappated. I wouldn’t call it a classic but I understand why it became somewhat of a cult favourite. There would a television special prequel in 2005, a movie in 2010, another tv series in 2014 and a series of movies only last year; it has a following at least. Not sure if I’m eager to see any of these follow ups, but I don’t feel like I wasted my time watching this either.