Trash anime before isekai: Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance — Anime 2022 #002

There was a time not too long ago that nobody knew what isekai was. If you wanted to watch a low calorie harem fantasy featuring a useless male protagonist and a harem of deadly, inexplicably in love with him heroines, each conveniently colour coded, you had to turn to a series like this. Yes, Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance, AKA Bladedance of Elementalers in English is a good, old-fashioned “Only Boy in Magic School” series. In a world in which only girls can form contracts with spirits, our protagonist Kamito is the only boy who is able to do so and is therefore forced to enroll into Areishia Spirit Academy. As the only boy on campus, he of course gets involved into all sorts of shenanigans which earn him the ‘title’ of Demon Lord of the Bedroom and other unflattering epithets. There’s of course a reason for why he is able to use magic only women should be able to use and that’s all tied into the greater plot. However, this was a one cour, twelve episode adaptaton of a light novel series that was unfinished at the time, so don’t get your hopes up that any of it is resolved by the end of the series. Broadcast in the Summer season of 2014 this is a typical harem fantasy from before isekai took over.

A red headed girl with hair to her waist, seen from behind, bathing in a lake surprised by a generic looking protagonist on the shore

According to the fashion of the time, the main heroine Claire is red haired, small breasted and easy to anger. Equally according to fashion, the first encounter between her and the protagonist is with him surprising her as she’s bathing in a lake. Things happen, he seals a contract with the spirit she was after but couldn’t handle and they both end up at the Academy, where he becomes the first member of her team and is contracted to her. Together they need to take part in the Blade Dance, a competition to decide who is the most awesome of all the spirit elementalers, but there’s a lot of competition and a lot more haremettes to encounter before they can do so.

A blushing, bluenette dressed in a maid outfit

My favourite of which is the blue haired leader of the Sylphid Knights, Ellis. The sort of serious girl who always calls the protagonist by his full name, but surprisingly naive when it comes to romance. Hence her dressing up as a maid on the advice of her friends when she wants to do something nice for Kamito. There’s also an older transfer student who joins the team who agressively flirts with him leading to fights with Claire and a blond oujo-sama who’s tsundere enough to have to have her maid translate for her. Storywise, there’s a lot of standard harem antics as Kamito and Claire prepare for the Blade Dance and work their way towards qualification, with occassional outbreaks of the overall plot. The animation, even in the fights is nothing special and the character designs are cookie cutter. I’d actually watched the first four episodes of this back in 2015, had tried it again in 2016 and decided to watch the rest of it on New Year’s Day as something light to ignore in the background. It turned out to be surprisingly enjoyable though and not nearly as obnoxious with its fanservice and harem escapades as some series…

Golf playing girls: Sorairo Utility — Anime 2022 #001

First anime watched this year and it was a fifteen minute New Year’s special about three girls playing golf. Golf: a nice walk ruined, a sport for people who want to play marbles but are too lazy to bend over, three most annoying sport to see in the television schedule after darts and snooker. Nevertheless, Sorairo Utility was a decent enough watch to start 2022 with and I respect the decision to make this nothing but a game of gold, with no extraneous plot or setting included. Just three high school girls trying to hit balls into a small hole from long distance.

A girl in shorts and t-shirt who is holding up a golf club, having just swung it

Minami gets interested in golf by watching this woman’s swing and seeing the ball soar into the blue sky. A short opening later and we’re off to the golf course with her two more experienced golf friends, Haruka and Ayaka for a game of golf. It’s only her third game and she worries about making par: the maount of strokes it should take you to complete a hole. As a beginner she hasn’t been able to do so, but wants to. Her friends try to coach her a bit, while she admires them for their clean swings. And that’s about it for the plot. We follow them around the course as Minami continues to worry, take pictures together and break for lunch in the club house in the middle of their tour. In the end, Minami never gets par, though she’s close on the very last hole.

Minami is about to putt while her two friends look on from a distance

It’s all very genteel, something easily digestible to start the new year with after the obligatory Vienna New Year’s Concert. There isn’t really any reason for this to exist. It’s not promoting anything, just fifteen minutes of girls playing golf because somebody at Yostar Pictures liked the idea of doing an anime about girls playing golf. I liked it despite having no interest in golf whatsoever. Despite its tight focus on the game itself the show still managed to make me care about Minami and her drive to improve. Also, how often do you see anime girls with ear rings?

Minami after she swung her cub the way she wants to, with piercings in her ears

Why Haruhi is just like Superman — narratives shaped by media

Pause and Select‘s video about the anime media mix and the way it can shape narratives and the changes in how it has done so got me thinking. In the interview here with Marc Steinberg, who has written a book about this, they discuss how the media mix works. How a franchise like Star Wars creates a narrative through the use of different media: comics, movies, books, cartoons, television shows and how that changed for the anime media mix with Haruhi with the character becoming the world rather being part of a narrative within that world. No longer on a consistent narrative within one world, but with the narrative changing, the world altered depending on which particular bit of media you’re consuming. You’re reading for Haruhi and it no longer matters which narrative she’s part of.

Which got me thinking.

You know what sounds really similar to how Haruhi is presented and sold? How DC Comics traditionally dealt with Superman. Because what you see there is that from 1938 to the seventies, what they’re selling is not the world of Superman, where you have different stories in different media but all set in the same world, but rather the same character in different contexts. The Superman comics told different stories from the newspaper strip, the Max Fleischer cartoons, the tv and radio shows or the underoos, but had the same recognisable characters. The comics themselves were often not even that consistent, with no real continuity, taken place in an eternal present. Then there were the imaginary stories, where the writers would place Superman in deliberately world ending scenarios and presented it explicitly as not real in a very different way from how every other Superman story was not real.

In this context, the Haruhi media mix is the older model and it was Marvel which introduced the media mix as narrative, by explicitly setting its comics in the same world, with a continuity that means one story is set after another and characters can cross over into other stories, expecting the reader to pay attention and directly refering to the older story when relevant through recapping or editorial notes. At first this was of course only limited to the comics themselves, with any other media adaptations just being that, adaptations, but its ultimate form is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, having introduced superhero comics continuity to the cinema, where stories can continue in different movies, tv shows and even comic books!

What sets the Haruhi media mix model apart from the Superman model is a greater self consciousness and awareness of the media mix as a whole, rather than seeing the comics or the movies as the primary component and the rest as mere adaptations, optional elements, to be discarded when no longer relevant. (Sometimes even discarding its own primary continuity, as in Crisis on Infinite Earths.) Haruhi has character as primary mode of engagement much more than Superman ever had, which still had a rough consistency across all its media elements, elements that once added, would crop up everywhere. With Haruhi on the other hand it’s just enough she’s Haruhi.

Which of course brings me to vtubers. The ultimate form of character as world, with the narrative rising organically from day to day streaming, where the core elements of the character (Subaru is a loud duck, La+ is a chuuni fork) are what sticks but the context in which they’re established barely matters. Meaning created out of thin air. The ultimate post-modern entertainment.

Implied sex? In my fantasy anime?

It’s hilarious how much better animated this pre-opening sequence of Rit and Red finally sharing a bed in Shin No Nakama episode eight is compared to, well, most of the series so far:

I keep wanting to call Shin no Nakama an Isekai anime, but it actually isn’t. No teenagers accidently transported over from Tokyo here, even if the world does have the look and feel of a generic fantasy videogame derived isekai, complete with a Hero and Demon Lord. Like most isekai anime, Shin no Nakama (full title: Shin no Nakama ja Nai to Yuusha no Party o Oidasareta node, Henkyou de Slow Life Suru Koto ni Shimashita or I Was Kicked out of the Hero’s Party so I Went to the Boondocks to Enjoy the Slow Life) ultimately derives its setting from the Japanese tradition of Tolkienesque fantasy that started with Dragon Quest, hence the similarities. Like most isekai stories it also started out as a self published web novel, before being polished up to become a commercially published light novel which then got a manga adaptation and finally this anime. Not surprising that it’s a bit derivative in its setting therefore.

The plot too is not that original. Red was kicked out of the Hero’s party allegedly because he wasn’t good enough but actually because somebody was jealous of him. The Hero destined to defeat the threat of the Demon Lord was actually his little sister, but while he had a Blessing that made him really powerful really quickly so as to protect her, he also reached his limits quickly and could no longer grow. So he reluctantly let himself be talked into leaving the party and moved to Zoltan, as far away from everything as possible. There he met Rit, whom he first got to know when he was still travelling with the Hero. Rit had always been attracted to him and now that she had the change, she decided to give up adventuring like he had and run his pharmacy together. Most of the series so far had them struggling to do so as the wider world seems determined to interfere and drag them back into the fight against the Demon Lord, while the Hero and her party are suffering from his absence.

Rit in her slightly impractical adventurer outfit with breasts almost popping out

Throughout this, the slowly budding romance between Rit — who knows what she wants and isn’t shy expressing it — and Red is what kept me watching. Usually this sort of anime keeps things ambiguous, with maybe a harem of possible love interests assembled around the hero. And even when a true romance unfolds, it’s kept chaste. No sex allowed even as the camera makes sure to capture every haremette’s bouncing chest and every other episode has a bathing scene. As you can see, that’s not the case here. Red does fall in love with Rit, they do sleep together and while it’s not on camera, they’re having sex. Or would if they didn’t have a guest staying over. I like it. It’s nice to see a series not afraid to have its characters fucking, while being mostly free of fanservice as well, apart from the slightly impractical adventurer’s outfit Rit wears. As such, Shin no Nakama is my guilty not quite isekai of the season.