Lex Immers proves footballers are still fscking thick



Lex Immers is a footballer playing for ADO Den Haag who, unlike most modern footballers, is a diehard born and bred fan of his club as well. And like almost every other club in the Netherlands, ADO Den Haag has a fierce rivalry with Ajax (though the same is not necessarily true the other way around). An ADO victory over Ajax is rare, which obviously feeds the rivalry, but even rarer is ADO winning both the away and the home match, as they managed last Sunday. Which is why Immers ended up in the supporters home celebrating. Where he did something stupid.

Because Ajax is the club of Amsterdam. And Amsterdam was traditionally a Jewish city, proud of its Jewish history. So in recent decades Ajax supporters have started to call themselves “superjoden”, Superjews. Which in turn led to quite a lot of antisemitic unpleasantness from the supporters of other clubs (including, I’m sad to say, my own, Feijenoord), something that has been not be good for the reputation of football of course and something what the Dutch football association has punished clubs harshly for when caught at it.

Which is why it has been incredibly fscking stupid of Immers to lead the crowd in a rendition of “we’re going on a Jewhunt”….

Sure, you can argue that “everybody” in football knows you mean Ajax with it, that there’s no harm meant with it and that Immers of course is not antisemitic. But while the intention might not be there, it still is an antisemitic text and when you see supporters surrounding him are doing something that looks a lot like a Hitler salute… There are still Jewish people alive in the Netherlands who lived through the war and for whom this sort of text evokes nasty memories, to say the least.

How thick do you have to be to not know that singing “we’re going on a Jewhunt” might not be the best thing to do as a professional footballer of a club whose supporters already had a reputation for their unenlightened views about race?

One reason I never played football much



Horrible, horrible knee injuries, as happened to striker Jonathan Reis of PSV this weekend as his ligaments were torn in a collission with the opposing side’s goalie. Injuries to the knee always make me wince and this was bad enough to make you physically ill seeing it happening…

Dutch football to Wilders: F-off

amateur football

Sometimes rightwing populism backfires, as Geert Wilders’ party the PVV found out last week. A PVV member of the Den Haag city council proposed an “allochtonenstop” in amateur football, in response to the supposed “flood of problems” football clubs with too many non-western immigrant members were having. According to Richard de Mos (also a PVV member of parliament), such people don’t volunteer for their clubs, are disrespectful and responsible for daily violence on the football pitch. To combat this behaviour clubs should stop accepting new non-western immigrants as members.

Deliberately controversial, this sort of proposal is what helped make the PVV into the third biggest party in the Netherlands. You just make up a lot of stupid but tough sounding shit about Muslims or “non-western immigrants” that reinforce already existing stereotypes in your base, let the experts explain why you’re wrong but emerge as the party of common sense, in touch with the public mood, unlike the elitist eggheads who refuse to see deportation of all muslims to Texel is the right answer to Holland’s crime problems.

This time, it failed spectacularly. Because this time the PVV talked nonsense on a subject their voters actually knew something about. Too many people voluntarily spent their weekend running around wet and cold football pitches to believe this nonsense about foreigners running amateur football. this time therefore the backlash came not just from the experts, but from the very same people the PVV normally has on their side. Richard de Vos forgot that if you want to bullshit people, best not attempt that on subjects they actually know something about…

In short: the PVV got roundly thrashed on this proposal, with everybody from the Dutch football union on down ridiculing it.

Sint!




movie poster for Dutch horror movie Sint

Above is the trailer for the new Dick Maas horror movie, Sint, in which Sinterklaas (the original Santa Claus) goes bad and starts killing children instead of giving them presents. Not an entirely original idea and I’m sure there are some Santa Claus horror movies too, but Dick Maas has a good track record for horror movies, with De Lift and Amsterdamned, the latter of which scared me stiff when I first saw it as a fourteen year old. His new movie has been the subject of a mild controversy, as some of the posters used to advertise it are thought to be a little bit too scary by the usual numbnuts. An official complaint to the advertisement standards agency was made, but failed. And so it should.

The posters aren’t that scary, we do not need to “childproof” our cities and the people making these complaints are the sort of creepoids who’d want nothing better than to move Holland back to the fifties with brussel sprouts for dinner every evening. If you don’t like the movie, don’t watch it.

Meanwhile the real horrorshow happened in Eindhoven, as evil, hated outside of Brabant PSV defeated my poor old Feijenoord 10-0. It’s isn’t fair. And yes, I am a Feijenoord supporter living in Amsterdam — guess how much fun I’m going to have at work tomorrow…



12-1!

How often do you see a football game with goals in the double figures, let alone one in which one side scored twelve of the thirteen goals, let alone in which one player scored eight times? Yet that’s what happened in the Dutch second league game between Sparta and Almere City FC, helped a lot by the latter having had to play with ten men for most of the game after a dumb challenge on Sparta’s striker in the penalty box, but also by their utter incompetence at defending. Every goal they conceded fit the same pattern: attack over the right flank, a pass to the striker who’s completely uncovered and a goal. Sparta’s striker, Johan Voskamp, did well to score eight of these twelve goals but it wasn’t as if Almere’s defenders made it that difficult for him…



Now last year Sparta was still playing in the Netherland’s highest league but got relegated at literally the last moment in the playoffs, while Almere City was still known as Omniworld and not doing well then either, staying in the league by the skin of their teeth. The quality difference between the two is not that surprising, especially when you compare their history: Sparta’s one of the oldest clubs in the country, Rotterdam’s Everton to Feijenoord’s Liverpool, while Almere City has only been playing professional football since 2005 and was largely created because a “big city” like Almere needs a proper football team. Almere being one of those sleeper towns full of people having been driven out of Amsterdam but still working there, whose interests are largely still orientated towards Amsterdam as well. Almere has no real identity of its own but has been desperate to grow one, of which having a professional football club was one part. Judging by the result today the city should’ve saved its money…