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Why did nobody tell me that Stewart Lee and Richard Herring, the Mitchell and Webb of the nineties, have uploaded all their old Fist of Fun and This Morning With Richard, Not Judy shows to Google Video? You can find them all convienently at Stewart Lee’s website.

Don’t forget to watch his latest show, Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle, tomorrow on BBC2. The first two epsiodes have already been broadcasted and it may have been my imagination, but at certain points it looked as if he was waiting for Richard Herring to jump in, at least in his head…

Books read February

Saturday — Ian McEwan
Sometimes you need to read a book knowing you’ll hate it, just to be able to be more informed in your hatred. Saturday is McEwan’s tedious emulation of James Joyce’s Ulysses taking place on 15th February 2003, the day of the worldwide anti-Iraq war demos, in which he shows how much richer the inner life of his middle class protagonist si than that of the confused muddle going on the London demo…

The Iron Wall — Avi Shlaim
Avi shlaim is one of that generation of revisionist Israeli historians who looked behind their country’s founding myths to record the truth. The Iron Wall examines the development of Israeli policy towards its Arab neighbours and the Palestinians, showing both the differences and the continuity in it.

Intifada — Zachary Lockman & Joel Beinin (editors)
A compilation of essays examing the first Intifada, published in 1989. During Israel’s War on Gaza an astoningly stupid controversy erupted here in Holland when one Dutch Socialist Party MP called for Intifada and this was equated with support for terrorist attacks by local Zionist propagandists. This anthology shows the reality.

The Great War for Civilisation — Robert Fisk
Robert Fisk is one of the best, if not the best journalist reporting on the Middle East. This is his magnus opus, part history, part autobiography, part journalism. Fisk is an engaging writer, but the history of the region does not make for nice reading: betrayal after betrayal, ethnic cleansing following genocide, one futile war after another.

Byzantium — Judith Herrin
On a much lighter note, Judith Herrin’s Byzantium is a sort of sampler course in Byzantine history, an attempt to explain to the curious why Byzantium is worth studying. I’ll certainly read more of her books.

Only Forward — Michael Marshall Smith
My girlfriend has been reading Michael Marshall’s thrillers, so when I saw this, his first science fiction in a secondhand bookshop I took a chance. It reminded me somewhat of Jonathan Lethem’s first novel, which had a similar if more pronounced absurdist feel to it.

The Deep Blue Good-by — John D. MacDonald
Another Travis McGee novel; the first in fact. Interesting to see the formula firmly established already this early.

Creatures of Light and Darkness — Roger Zelazny
My new Zelazny book for the year. He’s a writer I want to read sparingly, because you can only read a new Zelazny for the first time once and he’s obviously not producing anything new anymore…

Gather, Darkness! — Fritz Leiber
A reread of a novel I first read ages ago. In a future oppressed by a technocracy masquerading as a warped Christianity, the only hope for freedom lies with a rebellion based on witchraft…

Books read January

I wasn’t sure I was going to continue with the monthly book reports, but I couldn’t resist it. Sixteen books read this month, of which no less than thirteen were detective novels and of those ten were by the same author, Ngaio Marsh. It helped that I was poorly for a week and unable to concentrate on anything more strenuous than formula fiction. Cozy detective novels are the perfect thing to read in that condition: I can read it almost on autopilot and a good detective writer is engrossing enough to still be entertaining.

The Quick Red Fox, Darker Than Amber and The Scarlet Ruse — John D. MacDonald
Three Travis McGee novels read in quick succession at the start of the year. Each has the same plot: a friend of Travis gets into trouble, gets murdered or in another jam and Travis solves the problem. The appeal of these books however is not in the plot but in the execution and the style with which MacDonald writes. These really are the apogee of intelligent formula writing.

Black as He’s Painted, Photo-Finish, Opening Night, Death at the Dolphin, False Scent, Death and the Dancing Footman, Death in a White Tie, The Nursing Home Murder, Artists in Crime, and Overture to Death — Ngaio Marsh
Ngaio Marsh is another writer of intelligent series fiction, one of the four “Queens of Crime fiction” (can you tell me the other three). I never really got her until my girlfriend got me to read Black as He’s Painted and then devoured the rest of these books, picked from her shelves as they appealed to me. Marsh had a long career, her last novel, Photo-Finish, was published in 1980 and it’s interesting to see the cozy detective formula being applied out of its home era (1920s to 1950s at the latest), the way in which Marsh was both contemporary and old fashioned, not quite keeping up with changing mores and styles. In contrast, the pre-war novels are much more in synch with the times, the contemporary cultural and political scene.

The Strange Death of Tory England — Geoffrey Wheatcroft
A chatty, informal history of the Tory party and its strange downfall just after its period of greatest succes, as if its reason for existence had disappeared with it. The author is definately a rightwinger, which caused me some slight irritation and sometimes a bit too chatty for my liking, but on the whole this was quite interesting.

Red Army — Ralph Peters
A WWIII novel written in 1989, just as the USSR started to collapse. Par for the course for infinity star general Ralph “blood n guts” Peters, who these days is trying to sell the existential threat of Islamofascism to the US. It is surprisingly readable though.

Dansen Met De Duivel — Peter Rensen
Peter Rensen spent several months infiltrating the Centrumdemocraten, a party best compared to the BNP, just before the city council elections of 1994. This election turned out to be the high water mark for the party, which afterwards slowly dwindled until it was disbanded in 2002. Rensen sketches a portrait of a deeply racist party many of whose activists are not just racist, but open nazi sympathisers. At the same time, he also shows the party is deeply disorganised and not prone to do much activism other than putting out party political broadcasts.

Books read December

So we finally come to the grand total of books read this year: 152, or almost three books a week. Yes, I’m quite proud of that.

The Horned Dinosaurs — Peter Dodson
An excellent overview of what we know about Triceratops and its relatives. Dodson doesn’t just tell what we know, but how we got that knowledge and isn’t afraid to show what isn’t known or cannot be known about Triceratops.

A Savage War of Peace — Alistair Horne
George Bush was supposed to have read this. In the unlikely case that he has, he may have noted the resemblance between the French experience in Algeria and what American troops were dealing with in Iraq.

Psychohistorical Crisis — Donald Kingsbury
A reworking of/semi-sequel to Isaac Asimov’s classic Foundation series that’s much better than Asimov’s own sequels.

Web of Angels — John M. Ford
A proto-cyberpunk novel by a vastly underrated author, with a style of storytelling that reminded me in equal parts of Zelazny and Delany.

Candle — John Barnes
A Barnes novel that actually ends on an optimistic note and with a protagonist that isn’t some masochist? Miracles still happen it seems.

War for the Oaks — Emma Bull
I don’t particularly like urban fantasy as a genre, but this is one of the novels that defined the genre.

The Perspective of the World — Fernand Braudel
The third and last volume in Braudel’s Civilisation and Capitalism series, taking a global look at the development of capitalism between the fifteenth and eighteenth centuries.

The Prince — Niccolo Macchiavelli
The book which gave us the adjective “macchiavelian”, it has a mostly undeserved reputation as an amoral treatise on how to stay in power as an autocrat.

KV – 1 & 2 — Steven Zaloga & Jim Kinnear
Another Osprey war nerd volume, on a Soviet World War II tank series not so well known as the T-34, but almost as important in the first stages of the Great Patriotic War. Heavily armoured and armed with the same 76 mm gun as the T-34, when these tanks first appeared the Germans had nothing to stop them with…

Bagration 1944 – The Destruction of Army Group Centre — Steven Zaloga
One of the most important campaigns of World War II, overshadowed by the Anglo-American invasion of Normandy in the same month. The speed and efficiency with which the Russians destroyed a German force much larger even than that during the battle for Stalingrad was a major reason for the almost complete collapse of the Eastern Front in 1944.

Anathem — Neal Stephenson
As is almost always the case with Stephenson, don’t read this novel for the plot, but read it for the various ideas he chews through on the way.

The Dutch Republic — Its Rise, Greatness, and Fall — Jonathan I. Israel
A very thorough if somewhat exhausting and occasional tedious history of the United Provinces, from its earliest roots in Burgundian times to its ultimate dissolution by Napoleon. It cost me a year to read this.

The Dragon’s Waiting — John M. Ford
A fantasy novel set ib a world in which Christianity didn’t break through, the Byzantium empire managed to restore much of the old Roman empire and some kinds of magic are real. This reminded me of some of Mary Gentle’s stories, especially the White Crow series.

The 2006 Lebanon Campaign — Stephen Biddle & Jeffrey A. Friedman
A US Army sponsored inquiry into the tactics and strategy employed by Hezbollah in the defence of Lebanon against Israeli attack in 2006. Was Hezbollah behaving as a typical guerilla movement or more like a proper army and what are the implications for US army policy?

Saturn’s Children — Charlie Stross
The last book I finished in 2008. A typical Stross novel, fastpaced, fun and smart. Awful cover on the American edition, but it is actually quite faithful to the description of the protagonist, who is in fact a redhaired sexbot whose nipples go spung. Yes, this is Stross doing Late Heinlein, warts and all, making it work.