Metal Monday: M.O.D., Manowar, Mucky Pup Oh My!

Quite a few good metal bands are filed under “M”: Metallica of course, as well as fellow thrash metal giants Megadeth, M.O.D. (Billy Milano’s jokey follow-up to S.O.D.), Manowar (power metal for fantasy readers), My Dying Bride, Motorhead, Morbid Angel, Mercyful Fate and Mucky Pup. Yes, Mucky Pup, the band which shot to fame through a Bloom County song writing contest Burke Breathed ran for Bill the Cat’s then band (don’t ask). This was the result:



Bonus appearance by Adam Curry. Mucky Pup was actually the first hardcore band i’d ever heard, through my brother, who had taped their 1989 album A Boy in a Man’s World. Still can recite most of the lyrics by heart, though the tape was lost years ago and I’ve only recently found a copy of the record again. Fun band, fun music. Moving away from Mucky Pup’s happy hardcore, My Dying Bride with its synth laden, slow, slow doom metal could not be more different. Again introduced to this by my brother, I like them as much as I like Mucky Pup, evne if their musical styles are diametrically opposed:



This goes on for over twelve minutes in the album version… From their 1995 album The Angel and the Demon, this is “The Cry of Mankind”. Love to play this late at night, when it’s dark and all the old fears are waiting at the window… Some people may find it all horribly overblown. A chance of pace now, get ready for some hi-octane NWOBHM courtesy of Motorhead, featured in the best episode of one of the best sitcoms ever, The Young Ones — here’s “Ace of Spades”:



Now some naff metal. Manowar is a band dedicated to fulfilling all the cliches about metal listening, Tolkien reading geeks and their fantasy life, with their songs about awesome adventures and sword fights and heroes returning from the death and motorcycles and stuff, but I can’t help but like them. Especially this, the first song of them I ever heard, during the annual top fifty countdown the sole Dutch heavy metal radio show at the time did. This is “Battle Hymn”



Morbid Angel is the third most selling Death Metal band in the world, which must in part be because they found a winning formula early on and never varied it much. This is one of the better early songs, “Blessed Are the Sick”:



Let’s end with a bit of Megadeth, Beavis and Butthead style:



Eh-heh heh eh heh heh.

Ronal-Doh



Nike might be an awful money grabbing child labour using multinational, but they do know how to make a great commercial capturing the essence of both football and the various stars on display. Ronaldo dreaming of a giant Michael Jacksonesque statue of himself? Perfect.

Metal Monday: unleaded is not an option

There ar e quite a few metal bands whose name starts with “l”, but there’s only one band that counts, those archetypical rock dinosaurs: Led Zeppelin. With Black Sabbath and Deep Purple they were one of the founders of hard rock, influencing zillions of bands, if not with their music, then with their lifestyle…

Musically you could say their work falls into two categories: their earlier, blues inspired songs (where “inspired” sometimes meant “shamelessly stolen from”) and the much more bombastic (some would say indulgent) rock songs they performed on their later records. The first video is one example of that style – Kashmir:



Dazed and Confused is a good example of their earlier style:



This song comes from the first Zeppelin album, creatively called Led Zeppelin. I had that and the second album, even more creatively called Led Zeppelin II as a double album and used to play them on Saturday mornings while reading Usenet. Ahh, memories.

Immigrant song was once memorably covered by Joel Veitch’s Viking Kittens. This is the original.



And of course…



Seventyfive years of fabulous writers



Women? Writing science fiction? Editing science fiction? Even *gasp* reading it? Don’t let the blurb writer of Sign of the Labrys hear about it… Sandra McDonald has put together a periodic table of 117 women in science fiction, available at her website as well as a youtube video. Below is the list of featured writers, authors and others. I’ve bolded the ones I own books of, italicised, the women I’ve read something of (short stories count) and starred those I never heard of. How many of the following do you know? And who do you miss? Myself, just looking at my own books, I don’t see Liz Williams, Patricia Wrede or Josephine Saxton.

  • Andre Norton
  • C. L. Moore
  • Evangeline Walton
  • Leigh Brackett
  • Judith Merril
  • Joanna Russ
  • Margaret St. Clair
  • Katherine MacLean
  • Carol Emshwiller
  • Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Zenna Henderson
  • Madeline L’Engle
  • Angela Carter
  • Ursula LeGuin
  • Anne McCaffrey
  • Diana Wynne Jones
  • Kit Reed
  • James Tiptree, Jr.
  • Rachel Pollack
  • Jane Yolen
  • Marta Randall
  • Eleanor Arnason
  • Ellen Asher
  • Patricia A. McKillip
  • Suzy McKee Charnas
  • Lisa Tuttle
  • Nina Kiriki Hoffman
  • Tanith Lee
  • Pamela Sargent
  • Jayge Carr
  • Vonda McIntyre
  • Octavia E. Butler
  • Kate Wilhelm
  • Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
  • Sheila Finch
  • Mary Gentle
  • *Jessia Amanda Salmonson
  • C. J. Cherryh
  • Joan D. Vinge
  • Teresa Nielsen Hayden
  • Ellen Kushner
  • Ellen Datlow
  • Nancy Kress
  • Pat Murphy
  • Lisa Goldstein
  • Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
  • *Mary Turzillo
  • Connie Willis
  • Barbara Hambly
  • Nancy Holder
  • Sheri S. Tepper
  • Melissa Scott
  • Margaret Atwood
  • Lois McMaster Bujold
  • *Jeanne Cavelos
  • Karen Joy Fowler
  • Leigh Kennedy
  • Judith Moffett
  • Rebecca Ore
  • Emma Bull
  • Pat Cadigan
  • Kathyrn Cramer
  • *Laura Mixon
  • Eileen Gunn
  • Elizabeth Hand
  • Kij Johnson
  • *Delia Sherman
  • Elizabeth Moon
  • *Michaela Roessner
  • Terri Windling
  • Sharon Lee
  • Sherwood Smith
  • Katherine Kurz
  • *Margo Lanagan
  • Laura Resnick
  • Kristine Kathryn Rusch
  • Sheila Williams
  • Farah Mendlesohn
  • Gwyneth Jones
  • *Ardath Mayhar
  • Esther Friesner
  • Debra Doyle
  • Nicola Griffith
  • Amy Thomson
  • Martha Wells
  • Catherine Asaro
  • Kate Elliott
  • Kathleen Ann Goonan
  • *Shawna McCarthy
  • Caitlin Kiernan
  • Maureen McHugh
  • Cheryl Morgan
  • *Nisi Shawl
  • Mary Doria Russell
  • Kage Baker
  • Kelly Link
  • Nancy Springer
  • J. K. Rowling
  • Nalo Hopkinson
  • Ellen Klages
  • Tanarive Due
  • M. Rickert
  • *Theodora Goss
  • *Mary Anne Mohanraj
  • S. L. Viehl
  • Jo Walton
  • Kristine Smith
  • *Deborah Layne
  • Cherie Priest
  • Wen Spencer
  • K. J. Bishop
  • *Catherynne M. Valente
  • Elizabeth Bear
  • *Ekaterina Sedia
  • Naomi Novik
  • Mary Robinette Kowal
  • Ann VanderMeer