Help The General or Our Kittens Will Cry!
I meant to do this yesterday:
The uber-manly Jesus’ General is in need of 3000 dollars.
C’mon troops, get over there and pony up, we need all the deeply heterosexual, sound, and above all godly leadership we can get right now, and besides which we wouldn’t want to make these gorgeous kittens unhappy would we?
Nooooo, we wouldn’t. ( Is this enough, General, Sir, or should I put some scripture in too?)
