Holy OSes, Batman!
Says the Angry Astronomer (h/t Pharyngula)
Windows – The Christian OS
In my last post, I pointed out that the Vatican seemed to be having some trouble with Norton’s anti-virus. Stephen responded saying that they could always use another OS which didn’t have as many worries about viruses. However, It appears that the only true OS for a good Christian is Windows:
It is now clear that the one true operating system that every good Christian should use is Microsoft’s Windows operating system. It was sent from God to help protect us from the vile operating systems from Satan, like Apple. How is it so clear? I think the evidence speaks for itself.Apple – Garden of Eden.
– We are being tempted by this tool of the devil much like Adam and Eve were.
Windows > Mac
– Windows is much more common than Mac.
– It also is divinely inspired. Therefore, it is okay to have a Windows Operating System.
Other things that need to be addressed…
– Linux is not real! It is simply Jewish mythology. (Lilith, for those of you who don’t get it.)
– Other operating systems are the tools of heathens to try to stray good Christians from the path of righteousness. Do not be tempted by their flashy statements of “it’s what all the cool nerds use”. They are simply trying to sway your faith.
– Open source leads to changes that allow Satan into your faith. It is a slippery slope! Avoid it at all costs!
(Created by Reinharted of the gaiaonline forums)
