WER IN UR MEDDOS Plottin UR DoWNFAll
I’m bored with Comment Of The Day and I’m thinking of instituting a new feature: Blog Title Of The Day. There’s so many witty ones out there that get no recognition and so much effort goes into naming blogs it’s about time. I’m going on titles alone: this has nothing to do with blog ethos or content, just if I like the title or it tickles me in some way.
Subjective, yes, but screw it, it’s our blog and it’s nice to indulge the tyrannical impulse now and then. Stops you getting acne too. Do you see the Chimperor or Pooty-poot Putin with zits? No. I rest my case.
So to start the ball rolling, blog titles of the day today are:
If only there really were a god of biscuits ( if there is it’s Ralf Little) , maybe she or he could explain the atrocity that is the Oreo.
What would Jesus report if he had a blog? I dunno. Sandal reviews? Beard-grooming tips?
I have this mental picture of vast herds of Holsteins, looking placid but plotting furiously… be scared, America.
Any other BTOTD suggestions are very welcome.
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