The Hand (Of Orlac) That Rocks The Cradle Rules the World

I’m much obliged to the proud parents at Baby Roadies (“Diaper genies fucking rule!”) for uncovering an entirely new seam of hilarity for me to mine:

Ridiculous Parenting Items

Fireflies In The Cloud has a great list of totally retarded parenting products, including the horrifying Zaky Pillow:

I’m particularly taken with the Redneck Pacifier”:

More pointing and laughing at parental and marketing excess here.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.