Oh good grief. The Register:
Armed cops in Lara Croft bust action
Manchester gun-toting minx scare
By Lester Haines Published Thursday 17th May 2007 09:02 GMTThose of you thinking of firing up Tomb Raider this morning should be aware that Lara Croft is currently unavailable – a guest of Manchester’s Boys in Blue after armed officers cornered the gun-toting minx in a suburban living room.
The house’s owner – computer shop owner David Williams – phoned police at around midnight to report “nuisance phone calls”, The Daily Mail reports. Officers duly made their way to his house in Dukinfield, near Ashton-under-Lyne, but quickly spotted the silhouette of a gunman in the front room.
They cordoned off the street, called for armed back-up and, when Williams failed to answer the front door, piled in mob-handed through the rear entrance.
In the event, the armed perp put up little resistance, since she was a life-size representation of Lara Croft which Williams had taken home for disposal on eBay. He recounted: “It would have been laughable if it hadn’t been so terrifying. One of the police held a gun and yelled, ‘Where’s the weapon, where’s the weapon?’
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Williams was arrested at the scene and held for 13 hours. He’s now been bailed on firearms offences and will find out next month if he faces further action. He says he is “speaking to lawyers about a possible claim for wrongful arrest”. Lara Croft, meanwhile, remains “impounded as evidence”. ®
Also from the Register: the great Bush buttplug war of ’07.
