Christopher Hitchens in his very entertaining 3-part piece on his late-life quest for physical and cosmetic redemption:
Abruptly I was suffering intermittently from what a friend once called “CRAFT syndrome.” (The acronym represents the words “Can’t Remember a Fucking Thing.”)
Hurrah, its a ‘syndrome’! I thought I was just old.
I give it 6 months, max, before Pfizer starts marketing a new anti-CRAFT drug. (And maybe another 24 hrs before the cheap CRAFT drug spam hits mailboxes worldwide. If not sooner.)