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The likudnik playbook

As described by the Bionic Ocptopus:

There is a well-thumbed play-book for this somewhere in the archives of Likud, and it reads something like this:

  • 1) Wait for a lull and the impression of imminent progress toward peace
  • 2) Carry out sudden targeted assassination
  • 3) Provoke thereby pitifully impotent display of rage from Hamas/Islamic Jihad/Al-Aqsa/PFLP/Insert Chump Militant Group Here
  • 4) Launch Armageddon on civilian refugees, women and children targeted at random
  • 5) Contact everyone in worldwide media and package Armageddon as ‘Reprisal’
  • 6) Rinse
  • 7) Repeat.