Girly Airforce — first impressions

I was prepared to give Girly Airforce a chance, despite its utterly boring premise and mediocre looking animation, until this sorry excuse for a CGI Mig-21 showed up:

The Chinese do not use shitty looking CGI Mig-21s

And that is clearly a Mig-21 and not say one of the Chengdu J-7 variants that the Chinese airforce is actually still flying. A minor detail perhaps, but telling. When I first heard this I thought this was going to be like that fictional series from Shirobako, where you have a bunch of cute girls flying interesting planes defending the world against alien invasion. Well, that’s sort of what’s going on here, but a) the planes are butt ugly and a bit boring and b) the girls are actually AIs that need the protagonist’s manly touch to work properly and now I’ve lost all interest. Dude’s an asshole too, spending the entire first episode screaming his head off at everybody and anybody about how he wants to fly. There’s just nothing to keep me here, nothing that hasn’t been done before and better.

Dropped.

Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! — First Impressions

My, what a pretty bit of animation. Dogo Kobo really is a top tier anime studio, putting so much effort in and talent on their slice of moe series.



Nevermind though:

One day, fifth grader Hinata Hoshino brings her friend Hana Shirosaki to her house, and Hinata’s sister Miyako, a college student, falls in love with with Hana at first sight. Miyako manages to get along with Hana somehow, but her clumsy behavior and shyness, makes Hana wary. Even so, Hana gradually opens up to Miyako, who wants to become closer to her.

It’s another pedo yuri series, where a cute little girl is menaced by an adult woman overcome by her cuteness, just like last season. This series is not as over the top as that was, which I’m not sure is an improvement to be honest, making it all more realistically creepy. A shame so much talent and effort is put into something like this. Can’t we just have a proper yuri series, with actual consenting adults falling in love, rather than this pedoshit?

Shield Hero is trash, but not fun trash — first impressions

Rising of the Shield Hero is yet another “virgin nerd gets transported to a fantasy world in order to save it while creating a harem for himself”, but with one difference: it’s much creepier than usual. Sure, other isekai series come with dodgy attitudes towards women and unfashionable opinions about slavery, but Shield Hero takes it all up a notch. It’s also insanely popular for something that is as generic as it is — see the video below for more on that — which I got to experience first hand when some fanboys took exception to my offhand criticism of it on Twitter yesterday. so I thought I’d expand this criticism in this post.

Shield Hero: lots of ressentment

The first episode of the Shield Hero anime adaption starts with a quick look at our hero Naofumi’s everyday life before he got transported to another world, just like every other isekai anime does. Noticable is a small incident in which he bumps into two school girls, who are laughing together and ignoring him. This is a subtle not so subtle harbinger of what’s to come. When he’s transported to the fantasy world he has to save, it turns out he’s one of four such heroes summoned and he has the worst power of the lot, a shield he cannot take off and with which he can only defend, not attack. Also for some reason everybody is a dick to him: the people who summoned him and his fellow heroes both. That’s because he’s the second type of isekai protagonist: the seemingly underpowered weakling who’s looked down upon by everybody else but who will have his revenge in the end. Such a hero is always treated unfairly in the start, belittled and humiliated, because that makes the inevitable come uppance to all his tormentors all the sweeter. Therefore when each of the four heroes get companions assigned to them, none of those choose him, until one woman takes pity on him.

This is of course a trap; she betrays him because the story needs her to do so, but not until after he bought her armour and weapons. This in itself is an annoying cliche, the gold digger who betrays our pure and naive hero, but the way it’s done makes it so much worse. Because she doesn’t just take his money and runs, she actually accuses him of attempting to rape her. The fake rape accusation trope is one that needs to die in a fire — along with its cousin rape as background trauma — because it reinforces the idea that women lie about this constantly when in reality it’s difficult to get any rape accusation to be taken seriously and fake accusations are extremely rare. Here it’s used to justify Naofumi’s mistrust of women as well as the solution he turns to when, rejected by everybody, he still needs companions to fight for/with him so he can level up and abe able to fight the evil Waves threatening the world.

That solution is slavery. At the end of the first episode he’s seduced by a slave trader to visit his shop, having spent his time trying to get stronger on his own and not getting anywhere. The episode ends when he lays eyes on the tanuki girl who will become his first battle slave. The idea here is that because his shield is a defensive weapon, he needs somebody to fight for him but nobody is willing to do so. Furthermore, the only way Naofumi himself can trust anybody is if they’re literally unable to betray them and that’s where the slaves come in, because the seals they have on them make them suffer excruciating pain when only thinking about being disloyal. So by buying a slave girl Naofumi has somebody he can trust and somebody who can fight for him.

Now you could’ve had the same story without using either a fake rape accusation or your hero buying slave girls, but that’s the whole point of this particular nerd resentment fantasy. The point is that you cannot trust women, that the only way to be able to is if they’re literal slaves that cannot disobey you and that slavery is in fact not at all a bad thing when you have a nice master. Time and again Naofumi extends his slave harem by buying or rescuing girls from evil owners and each and every time they fall in love with him because he’s such a good master. Of course, the woman that betrays him meets an appropriately gruesome fate, raped and murdered and then apparantly raped and murdered again, though that may only happen in the original web novel as I haven’t read that far ahead in the light novel and manga.

With Shield Hero then you get a story that’s part revenge fantasy, part slave harem fantasy where you can pretend all the girls are happy being slaves and all trash, but not the fun kind of trash. I don’t actually mind power fantasies all that much normally, but not when it’s this creepy.

Bang Dream Season 2 — First Impressions

It’s season 02 of Bang Dream and this time they really *clench fist* Bang Dreams.

Unlike the first season, this is all CGI animation, which takes a bit of getting used to and is not always succesful, but on the whole it didn’t really matter for me. Just having all the bands from the game finally in a “real” anime (as opposed to whatever this is) was good enough. This first episode was short on story and mostly was just introducing the bands with a short performance, of which the Rosalia one above and the Hello Happy World one below (including a fleeting appearance of Kaoru-senpai completely flustering Rimi-rin here) were the highlights.

Whether or not you’ll like this probably depends a lot on whether you can watch a full CGI show like this without breaking out into hives. Apart from that, I expect a nicely positive series with not too much plot happening to our characters and a lot of live performances. Also some serious girl on girl relationships. This would always have to do very badly not to become a show I watch, as I’ve been playing the Bang Dream rhythm game almost daily since April or May or something without getting bored of it. Expect no objectivity here.

The dumbest take

This is silly:

complaining about Peni Parker being too anime when that is the whole point

My only Spider Verse regret was watching the woman of color Spider (Peni Parker) become an “anime amiright?!” gag instead of a… normal person like in her comic? (Sorry y’all, I worship Spider Verse, but nothing’s perfect out here.)

First, as the Pedantic Romantic points out, she isn’t a “normal person” in her original comic either and the picture used to illustrate this tweet is actually … an Evangelion reference. Second, the idea that a character based in an anime/manga rather than a comics background is immediately a gag character. Third, the idea that the more grim and gritty image is better than the more cutesy re-imagining as shown in the movie. It’s not far removed from the similar complaints about the SJWs ruining She-Ra with its new art style. Mainly this seems a well intentioned but misguided criticism, rooted perhaps in a slight disdain for modern anime: too cutesy, too moe, too feminine perhaps.

Peni Parker

Some people also criticised having the movie Peni Parker’s first dialogue being in Japanese, but a) she is Japanese-american, b) it’s a decent enough meta joke since everybody in anime always speaks Japanese the same way everybody in comics speaks English and c) Peni Parker being a massive weeb fits in thematically very well with Peter Parker having always been a massive nerd.