When decent stories drown in harem crap

After eight episodes of creepy lolicon harem shenanigans, Ryuuou no Oshigoto! finally made a funny joke:

What watching Ryuuou no Oshigoto! feels like

It’s funny because it’s true. That’s what’s watching the show feels like, as a sixteen year old shogi wunderkind is oblivious to the advances of his harem of nine year olds –and younger– shogi proteges. There are also a couple of older women interested in him, like his senior in the shogi group he grew up in, or the hapless co-presenter of that shogi livestream he was commenting on and much of the “humour” in the series is his young disciples getting jealous of them and interfering. Now, as with the joke here, much of why this is offensive is not so much what’s being told as how it’s being told. The show continuously directs attention to its own lolicon tendencies by having people commenting on how much of a lolicon our protagonist supposedly is. So here you have one particularly adorable cute girl giving a chaste kiss to cheer our hero up, but the way it’s presented and commented on by the audience and the characters on screen make it lewd. The show keeps setting up situations like this, where nothing overtly lewd takes place, but the presentation and he way the characters respond to it make it lewd. So our hero teaches another nine year old shogi and when his first student catches him at it, he and she react as if she caught him in bed with another woman.

Meanwhile, under that veneer of unfunny and downright creepy harem shenanigans, there’s an actually decent sports story hidden. Shogi, like chess, is a male dominated sport, where female players have their own league and no woman has yet become a professional shogi player through the traditional promotion system, where you train in a shogi study group as an amateur and through a series of exams get promoted to professional status. What Ryuuou no Oshigoto! does that’s so infuriating is that it takes this seriously. If it was just using shogi as an excuse to build a harem for its protagonist I could write this off, but because it keeps coming back to the struggles of its female cast members to create a space for themselves in shogi, I keep watching.

Ryuuou no Oshigoto!I coming up against your limits

On the most basic level, there are the protagonist’s two pupils, both blessed with talent, discovering for themselves how far that talent can bring them while building experience, as well as their less gifted friends doing the same and having to cope with those two geniuses among them. There’s also his senior in his old shogi group, aiming to become the first female shogi professional and already having claimed two titles. She’s the idol others measure themselves against. More interesting is another member of that group, the twenty six year old daughter of their master, also aiming to become a professional shogi player, but who is running out of time to do so. Her story is the easiest to sympathise with, coming to the limits of your talents and having to decide whether giving up is the right choice. All these women are finding their place in the shogi world, having to struggle against disappointment and loss and if only this harem crap wasn’t there it would be an utterly compelling series. As it is, it’s really not recommendable to anybody.

Emiya-san is the best series Ufotable has ever made

And I don’t say that just for the happily eating Saber pictures in the opening.

Emiya-san: protect that smile

Though they do help a lot. Rather, it’s that they’ve taken the usually dour, staid Fate/Stay Night universe and made a comfy, cozy cooking and eating food with your family show out of it. Ufotable’s greatest flaw as an anime studio has been that their series have either been glitzy but soulless (God Eater, Tales of Zestiria) or glitzy and taking itself way too serious (Fate/*, Kara no Kyoukai). That’s why I actually prefer Deen’s original Fate/Stay Night over Ufotable’s efforts. With Emiya-san Chi no Kyou no Gohan however they’ve finally made a series with a bit of heart to it, one that actually allows itself to have fun and isn’t interrupted by fifteen minutes of characters philosophising at each other, badly.

Emiya-san: Lancer knows what Taiga needs

And it has Lancer and Taiga being drinking buddies together while annoying Saber and Shiro, which makes a nice respite from all the “being Lancer is suffering” everwhere else in the Fateverse. I really like how Emiya-san treats these characters, make them feel like real family, where Lancer is the annoying uncle who invites himself to dinner, but is at least polite enough to bring the good sake. In general I like the Fateverse characters more outside of their own setting, like in Carnival Phantasm or even the Ilya magical girl series. The regular setting is just too poo-faced for me. Seeing all those Servants and Masters relaxed and eating good food with each other makes this the best Fate series.

Emiya-san: ice cream headache

Or maybe it is those Saber faces in the opening.

Slow Start — the slow burn of forbidden love

We’ve all been there.

Slow Start: waking up hungover is always awful

It’s a school night and you’ve let yourself be tempted to go out for a few drinks with a co-worker or friend after work. Because you can’t actually hold your drink all that well, the one or two beers you drunk are enough to make you blotto and you have to be brought home by someone. So the next morning you wake up on the couch with a terrible hangover, not knowing quite how you got home. As you slowly wake up, you idly look around your apartment and realise you barely remember anything from the previous night. You don’t even remember bringing your student home with you, let alone why you tied her up.

Slow Start: Eiko is tied up

Slow Start episode 7 was …interesting. In a season with quite a few outstanding slice of moe series, Slow Start was looking a bit lost, a perfectly competent adaptation of yet another Manga Time Kirara series but offering nothing not seen before. Apart perhaps from slightly more overt yuri content. Throughout the series so far the girl tied up above has been shown to be very affectionate with another one of the main cast, her childhood friend who had barely grown since she last saw her in elementary school. Eiko herself meanwhile being one of those cool beauties that has a girlfriend in every class. All of which is as expected until this episode, when she was the focus character for once and it turned out she was heavily into their home room teacher, the poor woman who woke up to find Eiko tied up in her living room.

Slow Start: Eiko is a bit masochistic

Earlier in the episode Eiko is celebrating her birthday in class, with all her classmates having given her hair pins. When the teacher shows up, Kiyose teases Eiko a bit about her many many hair pins before putting one in herself: a paperclip. As Eiko and the rest of the main cast discuss all this, she lets it slip that Kiyose is her type exactly: cold and a bit overbearing. She certaintly likes to flirt with her, as the episode shows, with Kiyose not exactly playing along or encouraging her, but still having a natural rapport with Eiko. In the safe world of a slice of moe yuri baiting series all this is very cute.

Slow Start: Eiko is my student

Nevertheless I’m not sure I’d be onboard if the series does anything more with it. There was a strange seriousness to this episode, almost as if it was intended to be romantic rather than comedy, an erotic undercurrent (what with the needless tying up of Eiko) out of place in a series like this. There’s nothing wrong with Eiko having a crush on her teacher, or trying to flirt with her and test her boundaries that way, but the show as a whole seems to root for her and that’s a bit iffy. Student/teacher romances are always a no-no no matter if it’s yuri or not: too much of an age and power difference to be healthy. Which is a pity because the flirting between these two is really nice. Eiko is light hearted and teasing, Kiyose has an innate ability to just say or do exactly the right thing to melt Eiko in a puddle of embarassement. I could cheer them on if only they weren’t student and teacher. Luckily even when drunk Kiyose still remembers Eiko is her student; she does nothing to encourage her. I like Slow Start, so I hope it’ll be back to normal next week and the flirting just becomes a running gag again rather than the way too intense forbidden love it wanted to be this episode.

I’m a woman, you know — Hakumei to Mikochi

How to disappoint me in just two sentences.

Hakumei to Mikochi: asking whether they are a couple

Hakumei to Mikochi is an adorable, warm fuzzy series about two tiny girls living together in a magical forest full of talking, sentient cats and weasels and other critters. I’ve been enjoying it a lot, especially since it comes out early enough on Friday that it’s the perfect end of the working week wind down anime. Each episode has Hakumei and Mikochi going along their daily lives, going shopping in the big town nearby, going to work, etc. Throughout the series so far, they have been shown to care for each other and behave very much like a couple, though it’s never been explicitly stated that they are, just that they live together. It’s only in the latest episode, episode five, in the scene above that somebody asked outright if Mikochi was Hakumei’s wife. And I immediately had a bad feeling about it.

Hakumei to Mikochi: I am a woman

And I was right. Hakumei immediately responds with “I’m a woman, you know” which is the sort of denial that may leave open the possibility that they are in fact a couple, but which is pretty clear that officially, no, they’re not. A bit like having your gaybaiting cake and eating it. It was such a disappointment that it made me physically a bit ill. There are so few canonically gay couples in anime and it would’ve taken so little to make Hakumei and Mikochi one of them, even if only by never stating the question outright and just showing their lives together. But no, they had to make sure we know they weren’t a couple, just good friends living together or some such bullshit. I like the series and will keep watching it, but this still leaves a sour taste in my mouth.