short form K-on — Irodorimidori — Anime 2022 #25

Five high school girls come together to form a band to play at their cultural festival to gain the extra credit for performing well at it.

Somebody I followed on Twitter was live tweeting their reactions to this series and it got me interested enough to track it down. I’ve always liked that whole K-On! subgenre of high school rock band anime and I’d never heard of this one. Turned out it was a promotional series for Sega arcade rhythm game Chunithm, starring the main unit from the game. At eight episodes of only three minutes, the story is extremely simple. The first episode introduces the band, by the last they’re performing at the cultural festival. The characters are all archetypes you’ve seen before: the normal one with the bad grades, the tsundere, slightly bourgie blonde, the lazy one who likes to eat, the clumsy glasses wearer, the shy, unemotional first year. They get together, they write a song to perform, there are some jokes along the way, they perform and achieve their quest for extra credit, the end. There is some potential in there and I wouldn’t have minded a full sized series instead. Never licensed in the west it looks like, so if you want to see this you will need to hit the usual spots. Fansubbed which means that at least the names of everybody are in the right, Japanese order (surname first).

Are you fully devoted? — Episode of Roselia — Anime 2022 #24

Roselia desu.

Yukina in close-up announcing Roselia

Rosalia is the second ‘real’ band from the Bang Dream project, after Popping Party. where as most of the Bang Dream only rarely do live events, with the members being voice actors first, musicians second, Rosalia’s members are both, regularly releasing new music and doing shows. The anime version of Bang Dream has been mostly focused on Popping Party, with the other bands in supporting roles. It’s therefore time Roselia got some attention. They were already featured heavily in the third season of the anime, but hadn’t had their own series yet until this two part movie, retelling the band’s story from the game. Like every other Bang Dream anime since the first season, this is done with CG animation. It takes a little bit getting used to if this is your first time encountering the style of CG anime Sanzigen employs for the franchise, but on the whole it works. Especially the music performances benefit from being done in CG rather than 2-D animation

The entire band on stage

It all starts with Yukina, an outstanding rock vocalist whose strive for perfection tends to alienate the members of the bands she sings for. Her obsession for being perfect is driven by her desire to ‘avenge’ her father, who saw his dreams of making it as a professional rock artist destroyed by the music industry. To do so, Yukina wans to enter and win Future World Fes, the festival that her father also played. It’s not until she meets Sayo, a guitarist as driven as her to be perfect, that she can make a start on fulfilling her dream. Yukina also has the support of her childhood friend Lisa, an outgoing fashion conscious girl who used to play bass with her. Worried that she’s not good enough to satisfy Yukina’s need, still picks up the bass again. Finally, there’s Ako, the second best drummer in the world (after her big sister), a happy gremlin who thinks both Yukina and Sayo are super cool and who convinces her best friend Rinko to play keyboards in the band. Together this mix of friends and relative strangers set out to create the perfect band. There are of course stumbles and missteps along the way, with most of the drama front loaded in the first part. The second part is Roselia triumphant, on its way to achieve its goals, but what comes after?

The climax of the performance

Roselia is probably my favourite band from the entire Bangf Dream franchise. Their music, style and outfits (created by Rinko) is extremely gothy, with a bit of a metal undercurrent, something you could see angsty teenagers really getting into. That goth seriousness also fits well with Yukina and Sayo’s extreme obsession with creating perfect music, while Lisa provides the moral support to the rest of the group, Rinko the style and Ako is there to keep everything cool. It’s still idol music of course and doesn’t quite escape that genre’s cliches sometimes, but all of their songs are fun to listen to and even more fun to play in the Bandori game. The other thing I like about Roselia is how much they’ve grown as friends and comrades over time, something that’s not quite captured here, but that’s a minor quibble. On the whole this was an excellent showcase of Roselia’s story and music, a good way of getting into Band Dream if you’re new to it.

Lesbian chibis shouting — Assault Lily: fruits — Anime 2022 #23

Chibi versions of the girls from Shaft’s Assault Lily: Bouqet being lesbian at each other:

One girl putting a ring on another girl's finger while their friends watch on

The original series was a sort of mahou shoujo series in which girls called “lilies” fight the Huge, alien monsters, with their CHARM (Counter Huge ARMs) weapons. The chibi version took the undercurrent of yuri and made it really, really blatant. Not actually released officially in English, the fansub makes that yuri even more blatant. One of those things where you have to be fan of the original to get anything out of it. Cute though. A pity however that the ads at the end of each episode promoting the game and character songs were not translated.

Beats working at a black company — Kaijin Kaihatsu-Bu No Kuroitsu-San — Anime 2022 #22

If you want to know who the people are that design the monsters tokusatsu heroes like Kamen Rider have to beat up on a weekly basis, Kaijin Kaihatsu-Bu No Kuroitsu-San is the series for you.

Monster title card from episode 8

If you watch anime, you probably know a little bit about tokusatsu; if not, think Power Rangers and you get the gist. It’s a catch-all term for live action series that make heavy use of special effects and stunt work. Sometimes you got a giant hero squaring off against equally giant alien menaces, as in Ultraman, sometimes the monsters are more human sized and can be defeated by a good jump kick, like in Kamen Rider, but almost always it’s men in spandex superhero type suits facing off against stunt men in rubber monster suits. These series are incredibly popular in Japan, with Ultraman running from 1966 and Kamen Rider debuting in 1971. They’re as much part of Japan’s pop culturesubconsciousness as superheroes are in the US, so you see references to them crop up all the time in anime and manga. It seems like a ripe subject for a parody or comedy anime and Kaijin Kaihatsu-Bu No Kuroitsu-San by asking the question: so who actually does design all those monsters of the week the heroes inevitably defeat?

the Monster Development Department hard at work

And the answer is the understaffed and overworked members of the Monster Development Department of Secret Society Agastya. It’s not the worst job in the world: this is an evil society, not a black company. The bosses actually care about work life balance and not overworking their employees. Apart from that however, it does suffer from most of the problems any company has. there’s office politics, unrealistic deadlines, budget issues, having to get clearance from other departments and of course, meddling overlords deciding the macho wolf dude monster should be a cute wolf girl monster, which is how you end up with Wolfie-kun on the left there. Very much still a dude at heart, trapped in a girl’s body. Wolfie is only the first of a series of monsters that join the department: there’s Cannon, a chicken monster with a railgun, Hydra, a cute monster girl with her four snake sister permanently attached to her, Mummy-chan the mummy and Melty, a Valentine’s day monster girl made out of chocolate. There’s also a subplot in which we learn how the foot soldiers of an evil society are recruited: they’re part timers who work through an agency for whichever society needs them this week.

Turns out any Evil Society's faceless mooks are just part time workers

This was a fun series, a nice balance of workplace comedy with tokusatsu parody in which the dozens of heroes featured over the course of the series actually exist. Yes, the fabric of reality is a little extra thin in Japan and quite a far few people have become action heroes, usually to promote a region or town or local business. Luckily these heroes mostly take their inspiration from the same sources, or it would’ve been a crime to make their designs work together. As is fitting, the heroes do come off a little bit more serious than the various monster designs, which apart from the railgun chicken consists of various cute girls. I binged this series in a couple of sessions and it’s perfect if you want something light and amusing on a rainy Sunday.

Your Happening World (weeaboo edition)

A desperate attempt to clean out some browser tabs, this time focused on anime & manga.

  • Mutsumi Inomata and Atsuko Ishida Discussion on 80s Cute Girls Anime — I swore I would never translate something as long as the six-part Akio Sugino interview ever again, yet this one is not far off in length… That said, thankfully, this one was not nearly as painful to translate. Maybe I’m getting better at this, though I find that unlikely. Anyway, I’m probably going to take a break again. The pendulum has swung too far into reading about anime and not actually watching it. It’s time for the pendulum to swing back.
  • Mizuki Shigeru and American Horror Comics — When you think of influences on Japanese comic book legend Mizuki Shigeru, names like Basil Wolverton, Bob Powell, and Warren Kremmer don’t usually spring to mind. After all, those artists drew for 1950s American horror comics like Tomb of Terror and Crypt of Horror. They hardly seem like source material for a young man thousands of miles across the ocean. Where would he find them? And if he did find them, how could he read them?
  • Students, statistics, and bloodthirsty beasts — Gunparade March is a game that’s constantly refreshing itself and expanding its own horizons, always finding new ways to surprise you (and itself), the flexible and highly interdependent nature of its many, many, systems allowing new situations to manifest in the same way a butterfly flapping its wings may end up creating a hurricane.
  • How to make an “unwatchable” tv series into a tight OVA — What Japan got instead was something called AWOL Compression Re-MIX, which truncated the entire production from twelve 24-minute episodes into four OVAs which were released on VHS & LD from August to December the same year; episodes 1-3 are around 53 minutes long, while episode 4 is around 43 minutes. Taking into consideration the fact that the OP & ED are only used four times instead of twelve, roughly four episodes worth of content was removed to compress everything! Does that make AWOL actually watchable now? Hell, is it as “speedy & powerful” as it’s claimed to have been made into?