Butt — Haite Kudasai Takamine-san — First Impressions

I really can’t be arsed with this.

Anime girl taking off her underwear to show off her butt

Haite Kudasai Takamine-san is the sort of horny anime that’s actually afraid of sex, so has to invent a whole ridiculous scenario to get its heroine to strip. In this case Takamine-san can turn back time if she takes off her underwear, which she does to make sure she keeps her perfect reputation at school. Nobody remembers that she does so, except for our protagonist, who ‘accidentally’ saw her topless and this supposedly negates her powers. So she decides to blackmail him into making him her ‘closet’, carrying extra underwear with him that has to dress her in when she uses her powers. The Writer’s Very Obvious Fetish. I tried the original manga ages ago and didn’t last more than a few chapters. The anime isn’t any better.

Take Me Out to the Ball Game — Ballpark de Tsukamaete! — First Impressions

A good opening or ending sequence can elevate even mediocre looking anime. And with Ballpark de Tsukamaete!‘s production values being on the limited side, it needed a cute, eye catching ending like this:

Originally a manga by Suga Tatsurou, Ballpark de Tsukamaete! starts off simple by following an overworked salaryman to his favourite way to unwind: taking in the game at his local ball park. Here he meets a particularly aggressive beer vendor girl and they start flirting a bit. So far so standard romcom, but the manga wasn’t content with just this. From the third chapter already it started broadening its view, following other people working or visiting the park. What you get is a series that lovingly depicts the community centered around the local baseball team: supporters, stadium staff, players and their families. The anime does the same, following its two segments about the salaryman and the beer girl with one centered on some security staff as they help a lost girl find her parents.

The animation in this first episode, except for that ending, was serviceable at best, not really up to the manga’s standards. A bit of a disappointment but the story makes up for that and it’s a fun, cozy watch, done competently enough that the animation quality doesn’t matter that much.

Equal Opportunity Sexual Harassment — Atelier Meister — First Impressions

After years of isekai protagonists getting underage slave girls for their harems, I guess turnabout is fair play as we have an adult woman fantasying about having the 15 year old protagonist work as one.

A white haired, round faced small boy unzipping his shirt showing his bare chest, with roses in the background as the subtitles read 'he'd be better off working in the pleasure quarters...'

This woman, the protagonist’s case worker at Hello Hello Work Station, this series version of the Adventurer Guilt, is not the only adult woman lusting after him. So does the adventurer who hires him to help her mine the mountain she owns to pay her tax debt. Granted, the white haired cute, un-threatening young boy protagonist is not rare in fantasy anime like this (see last season’s Izure Saikyou no Renkinjutsushi e.g.) but I can’t remember seeing this level of thirstiness bordering on sexual harassment before. A new milestone in anime has clearly been (b)reached.

Otherwise, Kanchigai no Atelier Meister is depressingly familiar in its setup. Our hero, Kurt started out as the jack of all trades for a famous group of heroes, until he got kicked out for being useless at the start of the episode in a much ruder fashion than was necessary. He sets about finding new work but the tests at the job centre show his skills to be abysmal across the board. As he starts doing odd jobs like repairing the city walls it becomes clear he’s actually overpowered but years of abuse have left him with such low self esteem he can’t see it himself even when everybody else does. This first episode’s title even lampshades this: “the common tale of how the guy in charge of chores with low self-esteem turned out to actually possess incredible skills”. The only real twist is that Kurt’s skills do not lie in combat, but in support, especially alchemy related tasks and that his views of what is normal are skewed by his upbringing in an isolated village where everybody could do the things he does.

And even these are not particularly novel ideas; Izure Saikyou no Renkinjutsushi‘s protagonist was also some sort of alchemist with support skills while we had the naive hero who doesn’t understand his own strength because everybody else in his village was stronger all the way back in 2021 with *deep breath* Tatoeba Last Dungeon Mae no Mura no Shounen ga Joban no Machi de Kurasu You na Monogatari. The combination of these two tropes with being kicked out of the hero’s party is somewhat new, at least for anime, but is it enough to keep interest?

A close-up of a white haired, browns kinned woman with red eyes, dressed in a dirty suit

Having read some of the manga version of this series, the appeal lies in the tension between Kurt’s blithe ignorance of his own worth and everybody else’s dawning horror of what a monster he is and their increasingly desperate attempts to keep him from realising the truth. It could get a bit grating. So far the actual animation quality has been decent enough with strong character design. I particularly like Yulishia, who reminded me of Togame from Katanagatari. Whether I will keep watching this will depend on the rest of the season, which does look packed so the likelihood is great I’ll drop this a few episodes in.

Best moment in Ave Mujica episode 13?

Anon got rizz with the audience. Taki is not impressed:

Or, the animator’s obvious fetish:

ANON TOKYO

Remember, this only happened in Anon’s fantasy

Anon in a skimpy yellow dress, the rest of MyGo draped over her in equally sexy outfits lookign at her longingly

But what an insight in her personality. From Bang Dream! It’s Mygo!!!!! episode 11, as Anon tries to get the other band members invested in her costuming ideas. That she has to be in the center of attention is no surprise, nor is her need for glamour. She consistently wants to dress the band up when everybody else is happy to just perform in their street clothes or school uniform. What is surprising is how thirsty her fantasy is.

BangDream has never been a very horny franchise; there has been occasional fanservice but much less than in say IdolM@ster. And MyGo!!!!!/Ave Mujica have been even less interested. Only in Anon’s fantasy here has any hint of sexiness been shown. interesting too is that not only does she have Tomori clinging to her, which you may have expected, but Taki on her other side, glowering somewhat but still looking at her. Soyo, next to taki, looks a bit amused by it all but again still looking at her. Raana is the only one not either connected to or looking at Anon. Is this some hint at how Anon sees her bandmates romantically?

Now for all its psychodrama and not so latent lesbianism undercurrents, both series have been remarkably chaste when it comes to romance. Even stalker girl Uika seems only to want to be with Sakiko, not do anything with her regardless of how down bad she seems. Anon’s fantasy here truly is the only hint of anything sexual in either series so far. Honestly, this may be just because every other girl in either band has just too many mental problems to even think about being thirsty, so it’s all up to the relatively ‘normal’ Anon to carry the flag for proper yuri.

Did you know there’s an actual ANON TOKYO website?