The last US combat soldier just left Iraq

The fifty thousand who remain are just tourists… So tired of this shit, especially since the Duthc news brouhgt a little retrospective of the war in which it described the reason for the attack the plan to bring democracy to the Middle East by toppling Saddam Hussein. The weapons of mass destruction have now been officially written out of history. Certainly the anonymous soldier cheering as the trucks rolled over the border about having brought democracy to Iraq neither remembered nor cared about Saddam’s smoking nuclear gun. Of course democracy is getting quite threadbare as an excuse as well, as Jamie’s find of a wannabe Saddam II shows.

Somewhat fitting to “end” the war with the same sort of lies as it started with.

Lies we tell tourists

“Don’t get on the ferry now, let the other people go off first. That’s how we do it in Amsterdam”. Substitute bus, metro, train or tram for ferry and it would still be a lie. But oh how we like to get self righteous with tourists. And since Sail 2010 is about to start, there are more of them than usual. Imagine what it would be like if the Olympics or Worldcup is ever held here….

Not just tourists, the city is also packed full with tall ships, boats and anything that floats. An incrdibly festive atmosphere, despite the not too nice weather. Five years ago, when we first moved into our current house Sail was on as well and that made for some great nights wandering around the IJ looking at all the ships moored off. Sadly S. will have to miss it this year…

The wedding is on and the date is set for next Tuesday. Everything went so easy it’s getting spooky. This time next week I’m a husband (!)

Reaching for the blowhard gun

Heinlein was a blowhard, an asshole even, who again and again in his stories presented his own opinions as laws of nature. More writers do that of course, but Heinlein had the knack of saying dumb things intelligently, of selling you bullshit in a way that makes you believe in it at least for the length of the story. This is not a negative quality: his skill as a bullshit artist is what made his futures so believable: of course we will have moving roads in the future, of course the Moon needs to be free, of course it makes sense for government to be only open to veterans, of course the door dilates. He was a sharp observer, the master of the small, telling detail, always confident in the story he was telling, even when he was wrong and knew he was wrong. He didn’t always succeed of course — in his later novels especially the bullshit is piled too deep to ignore. Some people might like the smell of cowpats off in the distance, but nobody wants to live next to a pig farm. But at his best his natural charm and sense of story made the patties go down a treat.

Which is why it’s so annoying that his fans are all so quick to emulate the blowhard rather than the storyteller. too often when confronted any criticism of Heinlein, no matter how justified (and especially when it’s coming from outsiders) Heinlein fans “reach for the blowhard gun”, in Carlos’ memorable phrase. Some of this was on display in the comment thread to Jo Walton’s post about the new Heinlein biography, where she said she couldn’t trust it on the details of Heinlein’s life because of several small errors in things she did know about. It didn’t quite get into the usual character assassinations and contrived arguments in why some obvious Heinlein error isn’t actually (cf. every discussion on Heinlein’s understanding of relativity ever) and in fact even became interesting in the end. But following that, one Sarah Hoydt, science fiction author and Heinlein fan felt the need to stir the shit.

First post: “I’ve been on a dozen or two Heinlein panels at cons, and it always devolves to name calling. I will admit I am far from an unbiased observer, but hearing someone call Heinlein a racist or a sexist offends me.” followed by “ Part of this is the blindness of those who–with blythe certainty and missionary zeal–undertake to tally the color of characters’ skin and the thoughts of every female character in Heinlein’s books.”

Second post: “Right. Predictably, on cue, as on every panel about SFF, if you mention the words “Heinlein” and “women” in the same sentence or even in the same page, you attract screaming, ranting and accusations that Heinlein and by extension yourself cook babies for breakfast or perhaps eat them live on camera.” Also: “Okay—if everyone is done screaming, may we now speak as adults discussing adult problems?“.

As you can see, she has the blowhard part of Heinlein down pat, but the charm and conviction are missing. When Heinlein demolished a strawman he made sure it could actually stand on its own before knocking it down. Hoydt on the .other hand thinks all she needs is to call the opponents in her head names before demonstrating her own tawdry clich^W^Wdeep insights. You can see better ranting at fifth rate wingnut blogs and Heinlein would turn in his grave reading this drivel.

Metal Funky Monday

In honour of my upcoming wedding (Dutch bureaucracy folded at the first hurdle! Bureaucrats actually turned out to be amazingly helpful and quick! Rightwing myths turned out not to be true!) and S.’s musical taste, no metal today but some serious funky shit. Yes, you can like Metal and still appreciate other musical genres, or actually know more Black artists than just Jimi Hendrix or Ice-T. Personally funk hits many of the same buttons as metal does for me. Somewhat more dancable perhaps and less aggressive, but the same raw power.

first up: Rufus, featuring Chaka Khan, with their best number, the Stevie Wonder composed “Tell me Something Good” — you really don’t need to read the liner notes to suspect this is a Stevie Wonder song, do you?



A Stevie Wonder song can only be followed by the man himself. He may have been somewhat of a joke for those of us who grew up in the eighties, but damn the man is good and nowhere as good as here — “Superstition”:



Sly and the Family Stone proved flower power could be funky too, before moving on to darker stuff as Nixon became president. This is “A Family Affair”, played live in 2008 as after years and decades apart the Family Stone got together again. Incredibly moving in the right mood.



Mention great funk bands and this is what you’re thinking off the Parliament-Funkadelic groove thang:



Now to cool down with some mellow Brothers Johnson instrumental: “Tomorrow”



Followed by some smooth Isley Brothers – “Caravan of Love”:



Finally, let’s end how we started: rauchy with Bette Davis and “Big Freak”:



Norm Geras is still a dick

I haven’t paid much attention to old stormy Normy in years, but the warmad professor has not changed a bit. Blustering against a Guardian columnist skeptical about the War on Afghanistan, he goes for his old trick of defining acceptable and unacceptable dissent

Now, here’s something else it’s not at all difficult to understand. If P opposes C, not by giving due weight to the magnitude of the evil that is E, but by referring to it in belittling and sneering ways, as though anyone like R who takes E seriously, and disagrees with P about the advisability of course of action C, must be either of low intelligence or of dubious moral character or both, then she, P, might be thought by others not to have a morally serious attitude to the scope of the evil that is E, using evasion and mockery where a person of mature judgement would refrain from doing this in a matter of such gravity.

To use the War on Iraq as an example of how one should honourably disagree is sheer genius in its brazen cheek. It was after all his side, the people who wanted the war who “belittled the reasons or the motives or impugned the character” of anybody who did not share their passion. There was no reasoned argument, just all the sneering and belittling, evasion and mockery Normy wants his opponents to be guilty of. It’s just the teeniest, tiniest bit of projection going on there…