A gift, a surprise, but no chocolate — Wonder Egg Priority

Usually you know roughly what to expect of a new anime series, but not this time. No synopsis, trailers that looked great but didn’t reveal anything, nothing to say what the series was going to be like. Just look at this one minute sequence that opens episode one Wonder Egg Priority though. That miniature fake shot of the neighbourhood that’s the first thing you see in the entire anime. The girl in the yellow hoodie, standing guard over a dying cicada late at night, burying it in a local park, when it pops up again, calling her name. That was all it took to hook on this series. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to watch something this good without having been spoiled on it going in. If you haven’t seen it yet and you like what you see below? Just go and watch it.

Honestly, the last time I was this fascinated with an anime was when four teenage girls decided to go to Antarctica. As I write this, four episodes have been released and I think I need to write about all of them. So let’s talk about structure in this first post then, before we dive deeper into the individual episodes. Because what this is, is a mahou shoujo, a magical girl show. These first four episodes are familiar to everybody who has ever watched Precure, as each member of the magical girl squad gets introduced in a spotlight episode. The girl in the yellow hoodie, Ohto Ai, would be the pink Cure in this context. The heart of the team, warm, kind and welcoming. Her sunflower hoodie fits her well, as acknowledged in episode four, the sunflower being a symbol of warmth. (Flower language is everywhere in Wonder Egg Priority). The other girls can be mapped to their various Precure archetypes in the same way. So far, each episode’s build up has felt very Precure too, with a monster of the week to be defeated in each episode’s climax.

Wonder Egg Priority: Ohto Ai leaning into a statue of her best friend

Storywise Wonder Egg Priority is more in the line of Flip Flappers, Madoka Magica or Revolutionary Girl Utena than Precure. In Precure, the evil to be defeated is largely impersonal, threatening the whole world and the girls become magical out of a sense of responsibility. The reason why Ohto Ai and the other girls fight here are much more personal, rooted in their own past. Less fighting to save the world, more to try and undo their own fuck-ups. There are reasons why Ai is wondering the streets late at night and they’re not nice ones. It’s hard to imagine that anybody not as damaged as Ai would actually follow a talking cicada down the rabbit hole to fight off monsters for a chance at redemption. In Precure‘s world at least you can trust the mascots that give you your power; here…?

Wonder Egg Priority: Ohto Ai clutching her multi-coloured pen, with goofy grin, givs v for victory signs

Throughout this episode and in every episode so far: Ohto Ai, if not happy, if struggling, still cheerful. She is the “pink Precure” for a reason. Warm, sweet, utterly adorable in her yellow hoodie, she is why I got hooked in the first place. With a series like this there’s always the worry in the back of your mind. Will the story grind her down or worse, will it become meaningless misery porn? Is she being set up for a fall, or will she be allowed to win? So far, Wonder Egg Priority has been dark without being edgy, has kept a sense of optimism even when its characters struggled. It’s this what has kept me hooked, when your typical edgy dark Mahou Shoujo series just bores me.

41 shots, 23 years ago today

And in the eleven years that this video has been up, the top comments will mention George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Sandra Bland and wonder why nothing seems to ever have changed since 1999.

The cold sober facts of the murder of Amadou Diallo are bad enough, but even they don’t tell the whole truth. His murder was the logical outcome of a NYC police department let loose in a war on crime, the end result of Giuliani’s “broken window” crime policy. Roving squads of unmarked, armed police officers would be called death squads in other countries…

The Black Cat teaches judo (14)

The Black Cat teaches judo tricks from Black Cat 13

Of course it looks so easy on paper, just grab that mook by his shoulders, step on his toes and throw him on the ground. Whether you’re able to do that coming out of the pub at 12 when some aggro git starts harassing you is another matter entirely. Setting that aside, I would love to see a good, modern take on Black Cat: red headed Hollywood starlet who fights crime out of boredom in her spare time and throws guys twice her weight around? Step on me twitter would be ecstatic!

Sometimes the cringe is necessary — Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun

RebelPanda is not wrong in calling this the cringiest two minutes of the season:

I do wonder whether they and especially the commenters on that tweet realise that the cringiness is deliberate? You don’t honestly think you can be this embarassing with this much “sir this is a Wendy” energy by accident, do you? At least RebelPanda recognises the hard work the voice actor put into this. But it’s more than just the voice actor doing his work properly. This much cringe has to be planned out.

Tomozaki-kun complains that he is not a top tier character

Some context. The clip is from episode four of Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun. Tomozaki-kun is your stereotypical anime loser, only good at playing a thinly disguised Super Smash Brothers, to the point that he’s Japan’s number one player. When he meets up in real life with Japan’s second best player, he’s surprised to discover she’s Hinami Aoi, the most popular girl in his class, while she’s disgusted that he’s such a loser. He starts whining that real life is just a shitty game, but she shuts him down quickly. She points out that like any other game, real life takes effort to master too and that blaming it on your character status is lazy. More, she offers to mentor him in doing so.

So far this all sounds like your average otaku bait series where some misanthropic, pessimistic geek boy gets a hot girl to recognise his hidden talents, but there are two things it does that make it stand out. First, Tomozaki-kun has to work and work hard to level himself up. The show makes it clear that the onus is on him to improve, that he won’t get a girl friend just through his Smash Bros skills. Second, I can’t help but wonder whether Tomazaki isn’t on the spectrum somehow. He comes over as not quite neurotypical? Somebody who not only has never been taught how to interact with other people, but maybe never had the ability to grasp what he was being taught? That only now that Hinami has put it all in video game terms his brain is capable of grasping it?

In this context, the cringe makes sense. This isn’t some light novel author trying to do an earnest defence of being an otaku loser for an audience of, well, otaku losers. This is how somebody like Tomozaki would react if somebody dissed both his favourite game and especially the effort you need to put into it to master it. It’s awkward and cringy because that’s what he is. This isn’t a fuck yeah moment, this is embarassing for everybody, including the guy he’s defending. Just look at the atmosphere in the scene after the rant ends. On some level this is character development for Tomozaki, speaking up for himself and the game he loved, but the way he goes about it… Storywise I can’t help but admire this scene. But I still had to pause and walk off the secondhand embarassment halfway through though.

Towa/Choco I need an Adult!/I AM an adult! — Hololive showcase

Let’s take a look at the more lewd side of Hololive.

Tokoyami Towa is supposedly a devil come to Earth to become a virtual idol. Most of her fans are doubtful that such a cute, sweet, innocent creature like Towa could ever be a devil. Instead they call her TMT: Towa-sama Maij Tenshi/Towa-sama is really an Angel. In return Towa launched TMDL Towa-sama Maji Devil/Towa-sama really is a devil, which immediately got co-opted as Towa-sama Maji Dai-Tenshi/Towa-sama really is an archangel. That sums up her personality and relationship with her fanbase. Though like almost every Hololiver she has har horny side, at heart she’s pure and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She’s got a hell of a singing voice as well.

Yuzuki Choco or Choco-sensei on the other hand is not somebody you can ever accuse of being innocent. She can’t help being bad; she was drawn that way. The pervy older girlfriend you wish you’d had in high school. Here she …appreciates Towa’s new 3-D design a little bit more enthusiastically than Towa is comfortable with. Her comments — “These shorts are cheating!”, “Choker? Collar? Which is it? Are you owned by someone?” — are bad enough, but delivered in that mature, flirty voice it’s overwhelming. No wonder poor Towa couldn’t cope.