12-1!

How often do you see a football game with goals in the double figures, let alone one in which one side scored twelve of the thirteen goals, let alone in which one player scored eight times? Yet that’s what happened in the Dutch second league game between Sparta and Almere City FC, helped a lot by the latter having had to play with ten men for most of the game after a dumb challenge on Sparta’s striker in the penalty box, but also by their utter incompetence at defending. Every goal they conceded fit the same pattern: attack over the right flank, a pass to the striker who’s completely uncovered and a goal. Sparta’s striker, Johan Voskamp, did well to score eight of these twelve goals but it wasn’t as if Almere’s defenders made it that difficult for him…



Now last year Sparta was still playing in the Netherland’s highest league but got relegated at literally the last moment in the playoffs, while Almere City was still known as Omniworld and not doing well then either, staying in the league by the skin of their teeth. The quality difference between the two is not that surprising, especially when you compare their history: Sparta’s one of the oldest clubs in the country, Rotterdam’s Everton to Feijenoord’s Liverpool, while Almere City has only been playing professional football since 2005 and was largely created because a “big city” like Almere needs a proper football team. Almere being one of those sleeper towns full of people having been driven out of Amsterdam but still working there, whose interests are largely still orientated towards Amsterdam as well. Almere has no real identity of its own but has been desperate to grow one, of which having a professional football club was one part. Judging by the result today the city should’ve saved its money…

Liberation Day 2010


Perhaps the most famous painting of the Belgian revolution, by Gustaaf Wappers

As with the National Remembrance yesterday, it would be nice to spare some thoughts on Liberation Day as well to those people who remember their liberation from us: the Indonesians, the people of Surinam, the others we ruled/oppressed for longer or shorter periods of time as the Dutch colonial empire waxed and waned and last but not least, our southern neighbours, the Belgians, who liberated themselves in 1830. For too long we have denied the more sordid sides of our national history and a national holiday like today, where we celebrate our own liberation from the German occupation, should be used to acknowledge that we ourselve used to oppress other countries too.

National Remembrance Day 2010

This year, could we please also remember the victims of the Dutch slave trade in Africa, on the plantations in the Caribbean and in Surinam, the victims of our colonial wars in the West and in the East, the people we killed trying to hold on to Indonesia, not to forget those victims we made in the past two decades, as part of US-led attacks against Serbia, Iraq and Afghanistan?

It would make a nice change from only remembering the victims of wars we were not responsible for.

UPDATE: and then the two minute silence was ended slightly prematurely by an outbreak of panic, after somebody screamed and a thud was heard in the middle distance. People started running, the queen and other vips were bundled into safety and for a moment chaos seemed to get the overhand. But luckily there was nothing to it: somebody fainted, somebody else screamed, one of the safety fences fell down and that seems to have started the panic.

Garbage collectors on strike with Queensday

garbage left behind after Queensday 2009

The picture above shows just a little of the garbage left over at the end of Queensday last year. Held on the 30th of April, the birthday of our previous queen, Queensday is one of our most important holidays, in which we can indulge in our traditional vices of drink and commerce. It’s a day when, as one wag described it, one half of the Dutch population is selling the contents of their attics to the other half and the city in which the most of this is done is Amsterdam, party central on Queensday. It all makes for quite a lot of mess.

And this year the garbage collectors are threatening to strike. Not just on the day, but the entire week from Queensday, which also includes a potential Ajax championship celebration as well as Rememembrance Day on May 4th and Liberation Day on May 5th. It’s perhaps the worst period in the year to have this strike, hence a good way for the unions to pressure the city.

For the garbage collectors are not just striking for themselves, but for all municipal civil servants. The demands are modest — basically wanting to keep salary levels matching inflation — but the Dutch city councils have refused so far to meet them. My sympathies therefore are with the garbage collectors and I’ll make sure to keep my own (modest) garbage safe until the end of the strike…