Living life in the bike lane



Suddenly the petty concerns of my bike commute in lovely Amsterdam do not seem so bad anymore. Casey Neistat was ticketed for not riding his bike in the bikelane in NYC, but his video clearly shows that sometimes riding the bikelane is actually either impossible or highly dangerous….

(Via Michael Minneboo.)

This isn’t the eighties — you aren’t Gary Groth

Noah Berlatsky annoys the fuck out of me with with his review of that DC Flashpoint map. Most annoying paragraph:

Part of the map is dedicated to the kind of fanboy-tease insider “surprises” that always suggests someone’s mother’s basement and dim, sad, lurching figures dressed only in sweatpants and stale cheetos. Oooh…Project S! In Metropolis! What oh what could that mean! And a time anomaly in Central City huh? Chuckle, wooo! What won’t they think of next! And Green Arrow has a whole island from which he can resist the Man! Fight the fight, Ollie! I bet you got just the one arm, same as you did in Dark Knight!

In the virtual highschool that’s the blogosphere, a comics reviewer talking about “mother’s basement”, “sweatpants” and “stale cheetos” is like a math nerd attempting to beat up the chess club. It’s also tedious, dull, predictable and safe. Nobody ever thinks of themselves as fanboy.

DC won’t lead us to the digital comics paradise

I’m not actually all that bothered by DC’s reboot plans, as I’ve stopped buying floppies way back in 2000, even stopped buying comics entirely for the best part of a decade. Since I’m not buying any current DC titles, I could care less about them renumbering their titles because I still won’t be buying their comics afterwards. Instead I read the blogs and buy the trades, if they’re cheap and interesting enough. This is not just because I’m a cheapskate, but also because I can’t justify the space taken up if I still bought comics the way I did in the nineties when I’m living in a two room apartment with limited bookshelf space and a wife not too interested in comics yet willing to tolerate them, but not if they come in longboxes — bad enough we had to live with moving boxes in our bedroom for a couple of months after buying our flat.

What I would be tempted to buy, if they were cheap enough and easy to get, would be the digital equivalent. Sadly however, it doesn’t seem likely DC is going to offer what I want:

To clarify from my last note, we will be at “price-parity” for same-day digital. No DC digital comic will be cheaper than its physical counterpart at launch. Same-day (a.k.a. “Day/ Date”) parity pricing is for the first four weeks of release; thereafter, the digital titles will follow our standard pricing, with $2.99 comics dropping in price to $1.99, $3.99 comics dropping in price to $2.99, and so forth. Keep in mind that our goal with our 52 new #1s will be to ensure that the physical comic book is more compelling than ever!

Additionally, we will be offering you an additional special “combo pack” for Justice League. This is a Diamond-exclusive $4.99 physical polybagged JUSTICE LEAGUE comic which will contain a redemption code for a digital copy on the inside cover. So consumers will have three main ways to read Justice League beginning August 31st – $3.99 physical, the $4.99 combo pack, and $3.99 digital. As mentioned above, after four weeks the digital-only price drops to $2.99, per our standard price for oversized digital titles.

I understand the constraints DC is working under: they need to move to digital comics without killing off the comics shops just yet and therefore cannot be too competitive with their core market. Yet pretending that you can just export the direct market online is foolish. But that’s what DC is doing by attempting to get you to buy single issues like you would at the comic shop.

Which I think is the wrong thing to do, if you want to attract more customers. Buying single issues each month makes sense to the dwindling comic shop audience, conditioned over years and decades to consume their comics this way. They don’t mind that most months they’re only getting part of a story, that they have to wait months or sometimes years for a particular story to finish, have it interrupted by the latest crossover, or have it continued in another series altogether. For anybody not already (or still) a comics fan going digital doesn’t solve any of these problems, nor makes buying comics any more attractive. It’s as if you could buy a song through Itunes only by buying each separate verse, chorus and bridge, had to wait a month between each part yet still needed to pay two to four dollars per verse for the priviledge.

The natural unit for selling comics is per story, not per issue. If you want me to pay three bucks for a bucket of bits, give me something that takes longer than five minutes to read and give me something that can be enjoyed on its own, that does not depend on everything else you’re publishing this month. If you do persist in selling your comics per issue, sell me cheap subscriptions. Twelve issues for twenty bucks say, automatically downloaded to my Kindle or Ipad or other e-reader as soon as they become available, without me having to do anything to get them. That would be acceptable. It probably can’t be done with most of DC’s current creative people, all of which have trained themselves to write for the trades or only draw splash pages because that helps sells their originals in the collectors market. But you can’t fob off the general audience with unfinished and incoherent almost stories the way you can those few fans still loyal to DC.

While I’m telling DC what to do, let’s make sure there’s no DRM either. It’s pointless trying to protect your digital comics from pirates, your entire back history is available already anyway. Everything from the first issue of New Fun up to the last Flashpoint tie-in that only came out today is scanned — even in 2009 over 95 percent of DC comics ever published was available for download. It would’ve been nice if all this goodness had been available legally [1], say for a quarter an issues, but for those who don’t mind those niceties and who have a large harddisk, there are hundreds and hundreds of gigs of DC comics waiting for you. And downloaded they are, so there is a market for it.

Course, at the moment DC is so clued up about the internet that the teeny tiny link at the bottom of their main site to subscribe to their comics only leads you to page directing you to a toll-free number, so it’s a moot point what they’ll do. DC can’t hack it anyway.

[1] which it actually is in the Netherlands, as we do have the exemption in copyright law to make copies for “home use”, even when the copies made that way come from an originally illegal source. So downloading all these DC comics and only reading them yourself without spreading them further is perfectly legal, if perhaps not quite moral. [2]
[2] usual disclaimer: I’m not a lawyer, that’s my wife and reality is slightly more complicated than I make it out to be here.

And I thought science fiction had a bad gender balance

of 160 creators involved in the DC reboot only 3 are female

As you might have noticed DC comics is rebooting its entire superhero line and Tim Hanley at Bleeding Cool took some time to look at how it all worked out, gender balance wise. Turned out of the one hundred and sixty named creators, only three were female…

Not that it was much different before the reboot; Gail Simone is the only truly high profile female creator working on a DC superhero title right now if I remember correctly. See, science fiction is not the only field that has problems with its gender balance… It’s always been bad in superhero comics, but as bad as this?

Wilderness of mirrors

Simon Reynolds reviews an Indonesian rock anthology:

another example of the trend of reissue labels moving into the pasts of foreign countries and finding there a kind of narcissistic mirror image of Western pop and rock, a mirror-image that’s slightly askew. but only very slightly. so Those Shocking, Shaking Days is really hot, fiercely played early 70s hard ‘n’ heavy rock with a bluesy groove funk energy (the kind of stuff Woebot might dice into chunklets for recycling) but betrays zero traces of gamelan or much else Indonesian… so it’s like we’re going abroad but all we’re discovering is another facet of ourselves, our own cultural hegemony…

Which is sorta-kinda another example of what I was getting at yesterday. This isn’t quite cultural appropriation because nothing of the other culture is taken; it’s just feedback from our own cultural imperialism. Importing this feedback just reinforces our own cultural narcissism without engaging with the people behind the product we’re consuming or the cultural context in which they operated. It’s still all about us.