41 shots, 23 years ago today

And in the eleven years that this video has been up, the top comments will mention George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Sandra Bland and wonder why nothing seems to ever have changed since 1999.

The cold sober facts of the murder of Amadou Diallo are bad enough, but even they don’t tell the whole truth. His murder was the logical outcome of a NYC police department let loose in a war on crime, the end result of Giuliani’s “broken window” crime policy. Roving squads of unmarked, armed police officers would be called death squads in other countries…

The Black Cat teaches judo (14)

The Black Cat teaches judo tricks from Black Cat 13

Of course it looks so easy on paper, just grab that mook by his shoulders, step on his toes and throw him on the ground. Whether you’re able to do that coming out of the pub at 12 when some aggro git starts harassing you is another matter entirely. Setting that aside, I would love to see a good, modern take on Black Cat: red headed Hollywood starlet who fights crime out of boredom in her spare time and throws guys twice her weight around? Step on me twitter would be ecstatic!

Sometimes the cringe is necessary — Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun

RebelPanda is not wrong in calling this the cringiest two minutes of the season:

I do wonder whether they and especially the commenters on that tweet realise that the cringiness is deliberate? You don’t honestly think you can be this embarassing with this much “sir this is a Wendy” energy by accident, do you? At least RebelPanda recognises the hard work the voice actor put into this. But it’s more than just the voice actor doing his work properly. This much cringe has to be planned out.

Tomozaki-kun complains that he is not a top tier character

Some context. The clip is from episode four of Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun. Tomozaki-kun is your stereotypical anime loser, only good at playing a thinly disguised Super Smash Brothers, to the point that he’s Japan’s number one player. When he meets up in real life with Japan’s second best player, he’s surprised to discover she’s Hinami Aoi, the most popular girl in his class, while she’s disgusted that he’s such a loser. He starts whining that real life is just a shitty game, but she shuts him down quickly. She points out that like any other game, real life takes effort to master too and that blaming it on your character status is lazy. More, she offers to mentor him in doing so.

So far this all sounds like your average otaku bait series where some misanthropic, pessimistic geek boy gets a hot girl to recognise his hidden talents, but there are two things it does that make it stand out. First, Tomozaki-kun has to work and work hard to level himself up. The show makes it clear that the onus is on him to improve, that he won’t get a girl friend just through his Smash Bros skills. Second, I can’t help but wonder whether Tomazaki isn’t on the spectrum somehow. He comes over as not quite neurotypical? Somebody who not only has never been taught how to interact with other people, but maybe never had the ability to grasp what he was being taught? That only now that Hinami has put it all in video game terms his brain is capable of grasping it?

In this context, the cringe makes sense. This isn’t some light novel author trying to do an earnest defence of being an otaku loser for an audience of, well, otaku losers. This is how somebody like Tomozaki would react if somebody dissed both his favourite game and especially the effort you need to put into it to master it. It’s awkward and cringy because that’s what he is. This isn’t a fuck yeah moment, this is embarassing for everybody, including the guy he’s defending. Just look at the atmosphere in the scene after the rant ends. On some level this is character development for Tomozaki, speaking up for himself and the game he loved, but the way he goes about it… Storywise I can’t help but admire this scene. But I still had to pause and walk off the secondhand embarassment halfway through though.

Towa/Choco I need an Adult!/I AM an adult! — Hololive showcase

Let’s take a look at the more lewd side of Hololive.

Tokoyami Towa is supposedly a devil come to Earth to become a virtual idol. Most of her fans are doubtful that such a cute, sweet, innocent creature like Towa could ever be a devil. Instead they call her TMT: Towa-sama Maij Tenshi/Towa-sama is really an Angel. In return Towa launched TMDL Towa-sama Maji Devil/Towa-sama really is a devil, which immediately got co-opted as Towa-sama Maji Dai-Tenshi/Towa-sama really is an archangel. That sums up her personality and relationship with her fanbase. Though like almost every Hololiver she has har horny side, at heart she’s pure and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She’s got a hell of a singing voice as well.

Yuzuki Choco or Choco-sensei on the other hand is not somebody you can ever accuse of being innocent. She can’t help being bad; she was drawn that way. The pervy older girlfriend you wish you’d had in high school. Here she …appreciates Towa’s new 3-D design a little bit more enthusiastically than Towa is comfortable with. Her comments — “These shorts are cheating!”, “Choker? Collar? Which is it? Are you owned by someone?” — are bad enough, but delivered in that mature, flirty voice it’s overwhelming. No wonder poor Towa couldn’t cope.