Movies Watched January

One of the things I want to do more of this year is watch movies. To be honest, that’s something I always tell myself to start doing at New Year, but last year for example I only watched my first movie in April and I ended up watching only seventyfour in total. The year before, only fortythree. Not that watching more movies is necessarily a good thing: the point is that I do enjoy watching movies, but if left to my own devices, never get around to it. Easier to just mindlessly consume Youtube shorts or similar mindkilling rubbish instead.

Which is why I started using Letterboxd to log my watched movies and record my impressions of them. And if I’m doing so anyway, why not publish those here as well? What I want to do each month is to spotlight one movie that stood out and then provide a list of everything else I watched that mont. Let me know if you find this interesting.

January’s featured movie

The Metaluna mutant monster, a green skinned beast with crab claws for hands and a huge bulging brain with bulging eyes

This Island Earth (1955)
The Raymond F. Jones novel this was based on was inspired by the way certain Pacific Islanders were caught up in the war between Japan and the USA, with two warring alien races wanting to draw Earth in their conflict. This is completely omitted in the movie. Instead the aliens infiltrating Earth are looking for improved nuclear power generators and their enemy is never shown, nor shows any interest in Earth themselves.

The movie starts when a electronic genius working on a new sort of nuclear reactor, hitches a ride on a Lockheed Shooting Star (nice) when his controls fail as he tries to land. Something external takes over for him and he lands safely, but that’s just the beginning of his problems. Having ordered new equipment for his lab he insteads gets far more advanced, miniturised versions and a nifty catalog that can help him build an “interocitor”, which looks like a futuristic two way television. On completion of it he’s inducted into a conspiracy of the world’s foremost scientists working for world peace.

All of which turns out to be an alien ruse, desparate for new nuclear power sources to enable the force field they need to defend against their ancient enemies. Some faffing about on their planet later, the genius and his new girlfriend/fellow scientist manage to escape and return to Earth, with the alien planet left behind completely destroyed.

The slow drawing in of our protagonist into what’s really going is what makes this movie works. Once the plot takes to space it all happens at breakneck speed; the monster shown above frex only shows up in the last fifteen minutes. Though it doesn’t quite come out and say it, the movie makes it clear these were not the good guys in the conflict and that their enemy’s relentless bombardment of their home planet is deserved.

Other movies watched

Monkey Business (1931)
The Marx Brothers (four of them) are stowaways on a cruisehip to America. Hijinks ensue, but a lot of it is not very funny.

The Black Scorpion (1957)
An unexpected earthquake/volcanic eruption has almost cut off a section of the Mexican countryside. Two geologists, one American, one Mexican are sent to check out what happened and run into the titular giant black scorpion, which ends up threatening Mexico City. Yes, it is all very reminiscent of Them, but an excellent monster movie in its own terms. Watched because Steve Bissette mentioned it in his recent monster movie book.

The Vampire Bat (1933)
A small village is terrorised by a vampire, but the villagers suspect the wrong person. Made for Fay “King Kong” Way as she was going to star in another horror movie and the producers wanted to quickly cash in on it. Way certainly is the best actor in this; not a bad movie though.

The Evil Dead (1981)
The last time I saw this was on VHS. Lacking the humour of its sequels this is just a straightforward horror movie and you’re better off starting with Evil Dead 2 instead.

Urgh! A Music War (1981)
Do you like early eighties punk and new wave? Then watch this.

Day of the Dead (1985)
Students of a local film school get to look behind the scenes of the filming of Dawn of the Dead and interview George Romero, his producer and some of the other staff and actors.

Mary Millington’s True Blue Confessions (1980)
Mary Millington was a well known, successful 1970s stripper/actress who sadly committed suicide in 1979 when threatened with prosecution and jail time. This movie is either a crude crash grap or an earnest plea for tolerance.

The Howling (1981)
As a movie, its parts are greater than its sum. The werewolves once they finally reveal themselves are excellent and make up for a lot of stodginess in the build up to it.

Margaret Tait: Film Maker (1983)
Tamara Krikorian interviews Margaret Tait and goes through her history as a film maker, with generous extracts from her work. Interesting, but did not necessarily make me want to see her films.

Kozure Ôkami: Oya no kokoro ko no kokoro (1972)
Fourth installment of the Lone Wolf and Cub series, here battling a tattooed female assassin. Violent and slightly depressing as it sets things up for the climax in the next two movies.

Waiting for Baby (1941)
A Robert Benchly comedy short about expectant fathers that’s too dated to still be funny.

The Searching Eye (1964)
A documentary about the human eye and imagination, shown by following a young boy playing at the beach. Can’t help but feel following this topless boy around is all a bit pederastic to be honest.

Fang Shi Yu yu Hu Hui Qian (1976)
Why not start your kung fu movie with the climactic battle and just use flashbacks to tell how you got there?

Mosura tai Gojira (1964)
Mothra, last seen in her own movie, here returns as humanity’s guardian against the menace of Godzilla.

One Million B.C. (1940)
A somewhat boring caveman movie whose monster footage has been used in a lot of other b-movies over the years. What is interesting is the plot hinges about a barbaric might makes right tribe being civilised by the feminine influences of a neighbouring one, just as World War Two had started…

The Collision

If you liked last season’s Ginga Tokkyuu Milky☆Subway, you’ll probably like this short animation in the same style:



Made by Studio Wrong, The Collision is a simple story about a Youtube streamer trying to summon a demon, substituting tomato juice for blood, with mixed results. I wouldn’t mind seeing this spun out into a proper series, just like the original Milky Highway got spun into Ginga Tokkyuu Milky☆Subway.

When the Fantasy Protagonist Is a Literal Child — First Impressions

New rule: if your fantasy anime stars a round faced, single digit aged waif, it’s gonna be a bad time.

The round faced, big eyed, dark haired one year old protagonist from Hell Mode

Hell Mode: Yarikomizuki no Gamer wa Hai Settei no Isekai de Musou suru, Okiraku Ryoushu no Tanoshii Ryouchi Bouei: Seisankei Majutsu de Na mo Naki Mura wo Saikyou no Jousai Toshi ni and Majutsushi Kunon wa Mieteiru: that’s three more series like Kizoku Tensei: Megumareta Umare kara Saikyou no Chikara wo Eru in which an adult gets reincarnated into a young child or baby and you have to suffer through them growing up and learning magic. At least Majutsushi Kunon wa Mieteiru Tensei shitara Dragon no Tamago datta mixes it up a little by having its protagonist reincarnate into a dragon’s egg. It’s about the only one of those that I have any desire to watch more of, but even then its first episode was a slog.

A literal egg with a crack in it exposing an eye is peering around a tree

So what’s the problem with these series? First, having a young boy as a protagonist — and none of these are older than six years — obviously limits what they can do. Can’t really send them on the sort of adventures that you could send even a teenager on. But more importantly, these series aren’t really interested in sending them on adventures, they’re only interested in dsicovering the wonders of magic. Which could be fun, if ‘magic’ here didn’t equate to making numbers go up on a status screen.

A summoned, bright green grasshopper, with cartoony eyes

Hell Mode is the best example. That starts with a bored gamer trying out a new online game and selecting the worst possible difficulty settings, only for him to be reincarnated as a baby to a couple of serfs, farmers tied to their land by their overlord. As his chosen profession he had taken summoner, as that was the most difficult one. Interesting setup, but the first episode mostly consisted of him looking at his status board and creating low level beasties like grasshoppers and mouses as he levels his skills. This is occasionally interrupted by him having to do mock sword fights with the tomboy daughter of his parents’ friends. Compelling watching it does not make, but at least the monsters are cute. When you spent more time looking at your phone than the screen, you know you have a problem. And at least Hell Mode has decent looking animation and creature designs.

Ultimately the problem with all these series is a symptom of a wider problem with narou based anime. The obsession with world building and explaining magic systems is something that’s excusable in a light novel or manga as you can skim it, which you can’t do with anime. With an adult protagonist you can at least make it more bearable by having them beat up monsters or explore dungeons while doing so, but that’s not possible when your hero is barely old enough to crawl around. Worse, because the unique selling point of this sort of series is “the protagonist masters magic at an incredible young age” is also not really possible to make it into a five minute montage. Once they’re no longer a child, they’re the same as any other isekai protagonist…

More Narou Slop — First Impressions

This makes half a dozen slop fantasy so far this season and that’s not even counting the ones I didn’t even bother watching, like Majutsushi Kunon wa Mieteiru or Okiraku Ryoushu no Tanoshii Ryouchi Bouei: Seisankei Majutsu de Na mo Naki Mura wo Saikyou no Jousai Toshi ni. These sounded too dull to bother with even from just reading their synopsis.

Odayaka Kizoku no Kyuuka no Susume

Gils, dressed all in black, hand on sword next to Lizel, smiling, clad in sky blue

A second gay isekai anime has hit this season! But this time the person isekaied comes from another fantasy world rather than our own: it’s the rare double isekai. Lizel is our unfortunate protagonist, finding himself in a somewhat familiar but strange city, quickly deducing he slipped worlds but not being too bothered by it. He comes across Gils, an adventurer and hires him as bodyguard and guide, deciding to become an adventurer himself. That’s basically all that happens this episode, Lizel taking a stroll across the city, hiring Gils and joining the adventure guild. With no female characters so far and a bunch of pretty boys in the ending, it’s clear that there’s a not very subtle gay undertone this. Which makes the incident where another adventurer accuses Gils of having Lizel as a boyfriend a bit strange as Lizel (jokingly) gets offended at that. Animation wise there isn’t much but nevertheless the episode was finished much quicker than I expected.

Kizoku Tensei – Megumareta Umare kara Saikyou no Chikara wo Eru

A close-up of our grey-blue haired, heterochromia eyed, round-faced protagonist

Another slightly weird reincarnation story as a peasant gets reborn as Noah, the thirteenth prince of the empire. At the usual skills selection ceremony his skills turn out to be SSS but only he can see his levels actually depend as much on having skilled subordinates. This promises a bit of realpolitik as Noah is fairly powerless despite his lofty status, prone to be a chew toy for his more powerful brothers, while he also has the kindness and ambition to alleviate some of the suffering he comes across as a prince. In this first episode he saves a flooded village from being taken over by unscrupulous investors and punishes a minor noble’s corruption in handling the emergency food handouts. Don’t expect too much of this as the politics driving the series are clearly of the “the system is fine as long as the right person is in charge” variety. Animation and character design is all adequate at best; you watch this for the plot development. Noah btw is only sic years old and has the round face and hair style of every other terrible ‘reincarnated and now overpowered as a child” anime.

29-sai Dokushin Chuuken Boukensha no Nichijou

Rirui, a blonde haired waif and Hajime, your standard middle aged adventurer dude

Hajime is a 29 year old adventurer who has worked as one since he was an orphan child one day stumbles over a small blonde girl in the local dungeons. It turns out Rirui was abandoned by her parents, so he takes it up himself to bring her to his village. Because the local orphanage cannot take care of her, he ends up taking her in, which is where his troubles begin. Not only doe she now needs to train her as an adventurer, during the night she turns into an adult, which means she’s not quite as human as she looks… This series is on the more humorous side and animation wise is the best looking of this lot, actually having a bit of personality to it.

Laundry and Romance — First Impressions

In which laundry is done, childhood friends deny they’re romantically interested in each other and a poor little rich boy is in search of his middle school love.

Kirei ni Shite Moraemasu ka

Kinme stretching out, doing a split, wearuing a jogging suit and her long black hair in a ponytail.

Kinme Wakana runs Kinme cleaning, a laundry located in Atami, a smallish sea resort town. She takes an intense pleasure in cleaning laundry. (Sometimes too intense: there was one weird moment when a high school boy dropped off some clothing to be washed and Kinme got all flustered because his shoe had a little nick in it she needed to fix there and then). Based on a manga by Hattori Mitsuru, from what I remember reading it, the manga had an incredible sense of place and was a little bit horny for its protagonist. Both have been translated faithfully into the anime. This first episode was mostly about showing Kinme’s daily routine. It’s slow and contemplative and honestly, a little bit boring. What saves it is the beautiful animation and Kinme herself, who is exactly the kind of black haired pony tailed big sister type I like. From reading the manga I know there’s going to be an actual plot about how she ended up running the laundry and why her memories sort of stop two years ago, so it won’t be all watching her get a stubborn stain out of an old lady’s favourite shirt.

Osananajimi to wa Love Comedy ni Naranai

Busted! holding hands with one childhood friend when the other comes along

A classic case of having your cake and eating it too, as this romcom series has its romcom protagonist deny he’s in a romcom even as his two childhood friends get him in all sort of romcom shenanigans. The first climbs into his bed through the bedroom window, flashes her panties at him and rubs her breasts against any unguarded bodypart of his. The other does the classic tsundere move of calling him a pervert and a virgin as she dares him to kiss her. They both clearly want to get in his pants, but all he’s worried about is that they discover he’s horny for them and he’s determined to take that secret to his grave. It’s all very silly and the show seems to think that shouting about cliches is automatically funny but I can’t help but like it. Nothing you haven’t seen before but it’s done with some energy and verve at least. The opening promises two more childhood friends to join the harem as well, so that’s something to look forward to.

Mayonaka Heart Tune

The four archetypical members of the broadcast club

Poor little rich kid Arisu was infatuated by the internet radio streams of “Apollo”, a girl his age, back in middle school. She abruptly stopped broadcasting and to find her again, he enrolled in the high school she hinted at she would go to too. Now he’s asking every girl in the just recently gone co-ed Furin High School to tell him they love him, so he can hear what their voice sounds like, that having been Apollo’s end of broadcast sign-off. He has no success until he hears the first broadcast from the broadcast club: one of the four girls there has to be Apollo, but which one? For whatever reason Apollo keeps her silence so he has no choice but to join the club and hunt for clues… Another somewhat cliched harem show, but Arisu is just the right amount of self confident asshole to be interesting. The girls so far are little more than stereotypes, but I expect that will change in the next few episodes.